The House of Substance: Insect Lover's Pizza

Monday, May 30, 2011

That's not sausage ... New Zealand man shocked when poisonous spider appears in pizza box

Adding this again because it's a great song. He seems REALLY SINCERE about the giant spiders.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...: "Shocked?" Not delighted? Or pleasantly surprised? Dude must be some kind of weirdo.; May 30, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: You'd think they'd be examining the spider for the little spiderlike beings on it (and their spider dogs).; May 30, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Smut Clyde said...: Helping Jennifer!

And this is why I never order pizza from Dominos. The description of the Renfield Supreme promises fresh Dolomedes and Badumna longinqua but when it's delivered you find nothing but frozen whitetail spiders imported from Australia.

Make your own at home, says I.; May 30, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Hamish Mack said...: Huh! when the fecking spider delivers the pizza is when you worry. first of all they don't understand credit cards.; May 30, 2011 at 3:30 PM
mikey said...: The poor bastard is missing the obvious explanation.

It was a HIT!

Fer crissakes, don't they HAVE old James Bond movies down there?; May 30, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Fu-Manchu Ph.D said...: And we must not forget my black spiders, with their diamond eyes- my spiders, that sit in the dark and watch- then leap!; May 30, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Smut Clyde said...: I would totally eat a "Five Deadly Venoms" pizza, but the Frau Doktorin is not keen on scorpions.; May 31, 2011 at 1:03 AM
Brando said...: Sadly, spider topping would be an upgrade for Dominos.

Love that Devin Davis album. Too bad he didn't put out another one.; June 2, 2011 at 9:02 AM