Saturday, December 19, 2009

Wanted: Everything On This Page



Well, at one point...

14 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

First buy the SLOT machine BANK. Then you csn start saving up to buy everything else.

J— said...

I'd go for the Kung Fu Secrets revealed! for $1.95, because then maybe I could take on Count Dante, Deadliest Man Alive.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe Johnson Smith is related to Archie McPhee.

mikey said...

Umm, lessee. I'll take some of the Realistic Looking Fake Blood (the last fake blood I ordered was blue - not realistic at ALL!), the Wild Cave Man Rubber Mask with HAIR ('cause everybody knows cave men don't go freakin BALD, am I right, Bimler?), and, um, oh yeah, send me one'o them Scientific Lightsticks, 'cause the Philosophical ones didn't work for shit.

Thanks, mikey

Substance McGravitas said...

Nobody sees the opportunity in rescuing ladies from the Live Action Miracle Mouse?

J— said...

I'll take the X-Ray Specs for the opportunity to see through the ladies' clothes instead.

Smut Clyde said...

Especially if it is riding around on the NEW hovercraft rides on air AIR CAR. As seen on YouTube.

Smut Clyde said...

The Live Action Miracle Mouse riding on the hovercraft, I mean.

the last fake blood I ordered was blue
It was a batch originally made for the Martian market.

Rusty Shackleblart said...

I'll take the Mercedes Air Car.

tigris said...

EEK! Mice in hovercrafts! I wilt.

fish said...

What about mice on hover bacon?

Smut Clyde said...

Doktorling Sonja has "Hover Bacon" on her iPod.

Substance McGravitas said...

I can get behind hover bacon. Or on top.

M. Bouffant said...

Vibrating Shocker for me!!

These calculators were great 'til you lost the stylus.