Greetings sissies! May your relationship with your parents make you spew kooky vital fluids, you scurvy rancid zombies!
What's up commies!! May your failure to consider alternative metaphors bring zits to you, you pathetically mangy voice-followings!
Hi commies. May an enemy make you spew ill-begotten depressing stink, you useless twits!
What's up ass-raping sissies! You ass-raping accursed ass- asses, I hope that your accountants will assassinate your hips!
Greetings insufferable communists. May suicide dominate sensual pleasure, you horrifically psychotic queen parrotfish-followers!
What's up incompetent fags!! May your rodent make you ooze malodorous sweat, you self-pitying turkeys!
What's up bitch fags! May your employer's experience make you spew boorish brain tissue, you greasy unschooled goofballs!
Howdy unnatural DemocRATs. You are the worst ugly unschooled basket cases, you love-maker's universes!
What's up homos. You are the ultimate example of problematic warts, you warts!
Greetings sissies!! Failing to accept reality is all you can hope for, you fucking failures!
Hey bitch hippies!! You are the ultimate example of blue-eyed billfish's bigeyes, you bald boneheads!
Hi dishonest sissies!!! Existential angst is the best you can hope for, you stupid abominations!
Hey neurotic sissies!!! You blabbering psychotic disease-sack of fleshes, I hope that your rodents will tax your minds!
What's up communists! May an accountant's angel make you drip vital organs, you accursed asses!
Hey commies!!! May your snotty-nosed child's lovers make your private parts ooze quivering vital fluids, you cum-guzzling bastards!
Hello socialists! May loving others hurt you, you loathsome loathsome chunk of loosejaw's lips!
Howdy flaming Obamabots! You frightening fucking fool-fakes, I hope that your gods will assassinate your few friendses!
Hi rotten sissies!!! May deathly illness assassinate you, you pathetically blabbering nutsucking sack of zebrafish's zigzags!
Hey dishonest hippies! You myopic maniacal sad excuse for a human-insects, I hope that your rodents will render insane your belief systems!
What's happening Obamabots! May a sexual practice make your lips spew x-rated horrid jizz, you inebriated grief-inducing nuts!
Greetings gibbering DemocRATs!!! May guilt infect you, you grubby grungy girl-lipses!
Monday, December 14, 2009
Forgot About the Alliterate Button
Alliteration is a hit and miss affair because not all of the brain-food files have every letter represented, but it makes some crazy Cool Coachish poetry now and then.
Posted by Substance McGravitas at 10:04 PM