Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Web 3.0

Remember to include passwords in your source code.
!-- Begin
function LogIn(){
loggedin=false;
username="";
password="";
username=prompt("?? ?????:","");
username=username.toLowerCase();
password=prompt("?????:","");
password=password.toLowerCase();
if (username=="shaham-a" && password=="ash370i11") {
loggedin=true;
window.location="2yeardivide.htm";
}
if (username=="sigal" && password=="sigal") {
loggedin=true;
window.location="2yeardivide.htm";
}
if (username=="aca2" && password=="aca2") {
loggedin=true;
window.location="2yeardivide.htm";
}
if (loggedin==false) {
alert("????? ????? ??????!");
}
}
// End --

11 comments:

Mendacious D said...

...I have to go change some passwords now.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Obviously the same coders who figured that 2 digit year codes would be OK, because NOBODY could be using that same code by the end of the century.

And of course, the world's entire operation is now dependent on these chuckle heads.

I tellya, zombie is the future. Breathers are not sustainable.

Substance McGravitas said...

I really don't know what's going on there, but the contact info for the staff has a lot of Israeli government email addresses.

ckc (not kc) said...

I had a plumber do some work for me once - his name was Stan.

Coincidence?

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh, I didn't mean to go all conspiracy: I just figured that people with an official connection would try not to have a shit website.

ckc (not kc) said...

(a polite person doesn't look at another person's source code)

Substance McGravitas said...

Or sends 'em an email about it.

Smut Clyde said...

I look at other people's source code all the time but I try to be discreet about it and wear dark glasses.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

iT iz the Norse Cold you need to be worried about, warmers!
~~

mikey said...

I've tried to learn Norse Cold a couple of times, but it's just really hard to remember what arbitrary combination of dots and dashes (or dits and dahs as they are more properly known) matches with what punctuation...

Another Kiwi said...

Norse code takes half the day just say hello, as well.
"and how is Bjarney Bjarneysonn and his sons Bjarney and Bharneysonn"