Thursday, December 3, 2009

Porn

Why didn't they talk to me?
When Université de Montréal assistant professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse launched his project with men in their 20s, he wanted to interview subjects who had never been exposed to porn – porn virgins.

But he couldn’t find any.

18 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

This is just among Canuckers, eh?

Quebeckers, to be precise. So other nations (or even provinces) may still have porn-virgins.

Substance McGravitas said...

I agree. There's got to be some kind of shut-in enclave in Quebec, although a control group that's well outside the norm is probably not what they're looking for anyway.

Another Kiwi said...

We have an annual porn virgins parade through our town. Young men and their guide dogs march proudly through the town and hedges and civic gardens and chase after rabbits, to proclaim the benefits of purity of thought and deed. At the end of the also mêlée, they raise their bandaged hands in a salute to Family values.

MagicBee said...

Should it have been a double-blind and looked for hairy knuckles?

By the by; Anglo slang for a Quebecois is "pepper"...it snot considered a term of endear...oh fuck it

Another Kiwi said...

The also melee is a type of melee found in Oslo and that's where I live. Oslo, Florida

M. Bouffant said...

Isn't that "Pepsi?" Or was the Nat'l. Lampoon lying to me?

Substance McGravitas said...

Ah! Yeah, I didn't get that "pepper" thing at all.

J— said...

But I learned less than a month ago that porn is now inescapable. I guess we need to add a Quebec escape clause.

Smut Clyde said...

Indeed, as I have had occasion to explain to the Frau Doktorin, those windows just pop up on the screen. It's a virus thing.

mikey said...

Kids today just know way too much about the junk. They can examine the junk in repose, in active stimulation, is expelling fluids and, if you're observing something less than 'A' grade porn, chunks. They know what goes where, and if it doesn't actually go there, what it takes to insert it anyway. They know what all the parts of all the pieces of all the bits are, what they do and what should be done with them.

I went sixteen thousand miles and let the fuckers SHOOT at me in the forlorn hope of discovering just exactly what chicks have for junk.

Heh heh. Hell yeah. It was worth it...

M. Bouffant said...

mikey: All that build-up & you won't tell the rest of us what they have for junk?

MagicBee said...

They're known as peppers..thats all

the other epithet is "calviaire de corlisse(sic)...I've been there: Burt look up postal code J0T 1Z0. Work with me.

Substance McGravitas said...

I'll be damned.

Substance McGravitas said...

Pepe Le Pew?

fish said...

you won't tell the rest of us what they have for junk?

Pictures of friends. Stuffed animals. Sometimes a surprising excess of shoes.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Fuck the pr0n

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tigris said...

Sometimes a surprising excess of shoes.

Sur foot surfeit.