The House of Substance: Doing What's Right

Monday, December 14, 2009

Doing What's Right

Silvio Berlusconi needs a new nose, and possibly a tooth or two. Please friends, do what you can.

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23 comments:

Simba B said...: Capatcha says "nopha".

My RSS reader uses WebKit, which is the engine of Apple Safari. It's getting better on non-OS X platforms, and now drag and drop sorta-works inside the reader. It lets me drag, but when I drop, it tries to open a new subscription to Silvio Burlesconi's nose.; December 14, 2009 at 5:39 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Incidentally, noses welcomed gratefully. About 100 pixels high should do it.; December 14, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Pick wisely.; December 14, 2009 at 5:50 PM
J— said...: A new nose for Silvio? Perhaps one of these would be appropriate, no Viagra necessary.; December 14, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: I was gonna make one of those that waggles or throbs or something.; December 14, 2009 at 6:06 PM
J— said...: I have read Gogol. I know what it is like to lose one's nose.; December 14, 2009 at 6:13 PM
Smut Clyde said...: There's always Magritte (who also drew a dick-nose image along similar lines, but finding it on the Dougal might take time).

Bonus Magritte -- though larger than you requested.; December 14, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Smut Clyde said...: The fact that if you Google-Image for "prosthetic nose", you have to exclude 'Michael Jackson' from the search terms, is an INDICTMENT of something.
Probably society.; December 14, 2009 at 7:56 PM
Smut Clyde said...: How many people have you considered as deserving of a pulsating penis?

A leading question if ever there was one.
I don't know if the Frau Doktorin reads this blog so I am not going to comment on how many times I have made such an offer myself.; December 14, 2009 at 7:58 PM
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: I don't think anyone deserves to have Joe Lieberman plastered to their face.

Except for Mitch McConnell. And John McCain. And John Kyl, and such as.
~; December 14, 2009 at 8:09 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: I had the kutest kitty nose lined up, but it just didn't work.; December 14, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: I have read Gogol.

Strangely enough Dead Souls is the current bus reading.; December 14, 2009 at 8:39 PM
M. Bouffant said...: If the throbbing organ of justice pointed the other way much more tooth-replacement fun could be had.; December 15, 2009 at 1:44 AM
fish said...: Putting the throbbing organ on the pulsating clown nose can cause seizures.; December 15, 2009 at 1:16 PM
Smut Clyde said...: Fish is triggering me.

What amused me most about the Burlesquoni story was the detail that the projectile causing the damage was a scale model of Milan cathedral. Perhaps this will start a trend.; December 15, 2009 at 1:32 PM
Smut Clyde said...: Can you provide some items of architecture for us to include in the composition?; December 15, 2009 at 1:33 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: the projectile causing the damage was a scale model of Milan cathedral

Aha! I was waiting to find out what it was.; December 15, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Smut Clyde said...: Police have released a photograph of the assailant.; December 15, 2009 at 5:31 PM
J— said...: Just in time for Christmas.; December 15, 2009 at 5:39 PM
J— said...: Same images without AP copyright text over them.; December 15, 2009 at 6:01 PM
Smut Clyde said...: Atheists can now vandalise Milan Cathedral by throwing miniature souvenirs of Burlesquoni at it.; December 15, 2009 at 8:26 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Making the piglike nose leak is fun.; December 15, 2009 at 8:27 PM
M. Bouffant said...: Shit, the cathedral in Florence beats the shit out of Milan nose-wise.

I can confirm it is one long climb to the top of the Florentine Dome.; October 27, 2010 at 4:14 PM

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