Hello cum-guzzling DemocRATs! Your failure to be honest with yourself is too good for you, you boorish devils!
Hi communists! Self-hatred is all you can hope for, you nutsucking kooks!
What's happening gibbering DemocRATs!! May a demonic paleontologist make you ooze decrepit vital fluids, you bitch bastard lechers!
Greetings commies!!! You maniacal inebriated maniac-chowderheads, why don't you go complicate your things!!
Hi depressing sissies!! You klutzy ignorant disease-knaves, I hope that your lovers will bring disease to your own faces!
Howdy myopic commies. You fucking tumour-punks, I hope that your devils will vomit out your heads!