Hello cum-guzzling DemocRATs! Your failure to be honest with yourself is too good for you, you boorish devils!
Hi communists! Self-hatred is all you can hope for, you nutsucking kooks!
What's happening gibbering DemocRATs!! May a demonic paleontologist make you ooze decrepit vital fluids, you bitch bastard lechers!
Greetings commies!!! You maniacal inebriated maniac-chowderheads, why don't you go complicate your things!!
Hi depressing sissies!! You klutzy ignorant disease-knaves, I hope that your lovers will bring disease to your own faces!
Howdy myopic commies. You fucking tumour-punks, I hope that your devils will vomit out your heads!
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Howdy myopic commies.
Mrs. Barnhart would approve.
Excuse me, I'll be back in a little while, but right now I've got to go complicate my things....
May a demonic paleontologist make you ooze decrepit vital fluids
I think I saw that movie too.
Self-hatred is all you can hope for
...it's nice to have a hobby
My experience is that my things get complicated without any additional assistance from me.
These need more specific Obama/Pelosi/Gore references to ring true in wingnut world.
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What's happening gibbering DemocRATs!! May a demonic paleontologist make you ooze decrepit vital fluids, you Goreacle-loving bastard lechers!
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In my upcoming novel, a demonic paleontologist discovers an ancient stone that can unleash dinosaurs from the 8th dimension and uses it to subjugate humanity and move into Hugh Hefner's mansion.
A freelance astronaut, meantime, gets a contract to go to the asteroid belt to retrieve a magnetic monopole. Instead, he discovers a toxin deadly to all dinosaurs from any dimension, and returns to earth to battle the demonic paleontologist.
The love interest is supplied by a beautiful evangelical Apache Marine Biologist who, unfortunately for both the demonic paleontologist and the freelance astronaut, turns out to be gay! Betcha didn't see that one coming
...let me show you my one-dimensional dinosaur
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I'm going in!
Heh.
Damn, I just went over there.
gods fire is already a legend.
Sadly, it just doesn't take much, does it...
if only you could plug that thing into Drudge...
On the other limb (could you hand that back to me? Thanks) that might also create Skynet....
Better than another Republican Administration tho.
You know, I'll bet I could make a troll screensaver for a Mac pretty easily with Drudge headlines incorporated.
no, don't.
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