Monday, December 28, 2009

Back With The Coach

Hi sad sissies!!! May a movie star make your closest companion drip gold pain, you mangy madmans! You'll get your free education when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Conservatives!

The fact is, Red Staters who will stop you will never take your gay marriage you commies.

The fact is, Real Americans will never take your estate tax you lobotomized sodden pinhead-scoundrels.

The fact is, your minimum wage is not in the Constitution, you Obamabots.

The fact is, your gays in the military is not in the Constitution, you sloppy ignorant goofball-demons.

Greetings sissies!! May your enemy's spider infect your father, you pathetically stinky maniacal bore-munchers! How's Harry Reid working for you now? Got your cap and trade yet?

Hello cum-guzzling homos!!! You are nothing more than contemptible viper's geese, you cavefish's accusations! How's Bill Clinton working for you now? Got your equal rights yet?

The fact is, your equal rights is not in the Constitution, you socialists.

Greetings homos! You are nothing more than vulgar bust's bloods, you breast's visions! How's B. Hussein Obama working for you now? Got your estate tax yet?

The fact is, your minimum wage is not in the Constitution, you sissies.

The fact is, your equal rights is not in the Constitution, you DemocRATs.

What's happening ugly commies!! May your failure to think of others place obstacles before your dominant hand, you unhurriedly sodden peacock flounder-lovers! You'll get your minimum wage when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Red Staters who will stop you.

What's up hippies! You are nothing more than fanatical nutty sack of neuroses, you mangy morons! How's Obambi working for you now? Got your Afghanistan pullout yet?

The fact is, Conservatives will never take your health care you malodorous inebriated disease-insects.

The fact is, Conservatives will never take your equal rights you socialists.

The fact is, True Conservatives will never take your free education you impotent cum-guzzling alien-bureaucrats.

Mibb moobb moofle, you slovenly Obamabots!!! You are the worst fucking body's things, you sodden madmen! How's Obambi working for you now? Got your Afghanistan pullout yet?

Moorr meerr meeping Obamabots! You disgusting deadly bore-dogs, why don't you go give disease to your dominant hands!!! You'll get your minimum wage when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of The Heartland!!!

The fact is, Conservatives will never take your free day care you mangy maladjusted scoundrel-sack of neuroses.

The fact is, Real Americans will never take your gays in the military you grubby rotten sad sack-zipperheads.

The fact is, Conservatives will never take your health care you disgusting DemocRATs.

The fact is, Real Republicans will never take your cap and trade you suffocating stinking idiot-pinheads.

The fact is, The Heartland will never take your mortgage cramdown you sodden inane madman-dunces.

The fact is, your minimum wage is not in the Constitution, you grotesque unnatural ogre-idiots.

The fact is, True Conservatives will never take your Afghanistan pullout you simple-minded lying maniac-screw-ups.

Howdy commies!!! May your confusion of money with reality bring curses upon your best bits, you depressing grief-inducing fall-suckers! How's Michael Moore working for you now? Got your equal rights yet?

The fact is, your mortgage cramdown is not in the Constitution, you maniacal ass-raping reptile-madmens.

Foom fum fifle you DemocRATs! You are the worst nutty asininity's busts, you airheads! You'll get your free day care when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of True Patriots!!!

The fact is, your minimum wage is not in the Constitution, you Obamabots.

The fact is, your cap and trade is not in the Constitution, you disgusting Obamabots.

The fact is, Conservatives will never take your free education you ill-begotten cancerous fake-pirates.

The fact is, your free education is not in the Constitution, you smelly DemocRATs.

Hey depressing communists!!! You grungy grungy dolt-zeros, I hope that your desires will rip up your noses! How's Obama working for you now? Got your Afghanistan pullout yet?

What's up hippies!! May your employer's hope complicate you, you irredeemably pathetic glob of skink's odes! How's Chris Dodd working for you now? Got your carbon tax yet?

Hi maladjusted socialists. May an unnecessarily limiting way of thinking rip up you, you horrifically slovenly bitch-munchers! You'll get your health care when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Real Republicans!!!

Raff rooff rely, you hippies!! You unnatural slimy reptile-lugs, I hope that your devils will kill your children's children! You'll get your estate tax when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Red Staters who will stop you.

Hello disease-carrying DemocRATs! You are the ultimate example of omniscient bus's desert tortoises, you self-pitying airheads! You'll get your free day care when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of The Heartland.

Greetings dishonest socialists. You useless airhead-weirdos, why don't you go exploit your selves!! How's Michael Moore working for you now? Got your gays in the military yet?

The fact is, Real Republicans will never take your free education you bastard loathsome bitch-twerps.

Farr ferr foogly you socialists!!! May an able undertaker make your closest companion drip grotesque dirt, you blabbering creeps! How's Nancy Pelosi working for you now? Got your equal rights yet?

Greetings commies!!! What's up Obamabots!! May being mean to others assassinate a clearly-defined goal, you pathetically incompetent vulgar steer-suckers! How's Joe Lieberman working for you now? Got your gays in the military yet?

The fact is, your Afghanistan pullout is not in the Constitution, you odious stinking airhead-toe nails.

The fact is, Real Americans will never take your free day care you boorish idiotic reptile-sad sacks.

Howdy fags!!! May your understanding eat your fingers, you gibbering rancid slickhead-roanoke basses! How's Hillary Clinton working for you now? Got your estate tax yet?

Gabb gubb goole you cancerous homos. A feeling that you're an unrecognized genius is all you can hope for, you lying bastards! You'll get your mortgage cramdown when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Tea Party Americans!!!

The fact is, Conservatives will never take your free education you Obamabots.

The fact is, Real Republicans will never take your estate tax you useless decrepit dittohead-disease-carriers.

The fact is, your gays in the military is not in the Constitution, you bald communists.

Boog boog bifle, you homos! Lack of attention is all you can hope for, you debauched scoundrels! You'll get your free education when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of The Heartland!

Tig tug teefle, you homos! May your lizard's best friend puke on your head, you horrifically disgusting pompano dolphinfish-oppressing threadfins! How's Harry Reid working for you now? Got your Iraq pullout yet?

Hello Obamabots! May your nature make you spew depressing brain tissue, you disgusting idiotic scoundrels! How's Chris Dodd working for you now? Got your gay marriage yet?

The fact is, your free day care is not in the Constitution, you idiotic socialists.

The fact is, Red Staters who will stop you will never take your mortgage cramdown you communists.

Det dut dading, you socialists!

13 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Now, that's a spread of INVECTIVE!

Ding Dong Dilly!

Substance McGravitas said...

A feeling that you're an unrecognized genius is all you can hope for, you lying bastards!

This machine has my number.

Captcha is fucking DEDUCESS.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

A SPREAD of TURING.

It's a Badoodle-boo-yeah! Just in time, too, as it seems the Coach is hurtin.

J Neo Marvin said...

If you're dripping gold pain, you'd better get that looked at right away.

mikey said...

horrifically slovenly bitch-munchers!

Hey! Stop looking in my windows!

omniscient bus's desert tortoises

This is a new comic book, right, subster? Omniscient Bus is this kinda funky older Greyhound bus with intelligence, warmth and superpowers. In his service is an army of desert tortoises who work daily, albeit slowly, for liberty and the American Way. The evil supervillian regularly puts the desert tortoises on top of fence posts, resulting in the bus having to travel around the country saving them. Omniscience helps, but dammit, it's freaking time consuming...

Another Kiwi said...

you horrifically disgusting pompano dolphinfish-oppressing threadfins!
I was OK with leftism until we oppressed the dolphinfish.

Substance McGravitas said...

This is a new comic book, right, subster?

Boy, I would read that.

fish said...

The fact is, your free day care is not in the Constitution, you idiotic socialists.

That one is for reals!

Smut Clyde said...

May your nature make you spew depressing brain tissue, you disgusting idiotic scoundrels!

That should soon stop now that the doctor has changed my medication.

tigris said...

This is a new comic book, right, subster? Omniscient Bus is this kinda funky older Greyhound bus with intelligence, warmth and superpowers.

MAKE IT SO!

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh dear, I see one of these has already gone astray.

Substance McGravitas said...

And worked.

mark said...

wonderful ginsburgian