Starting on Troll JanusNode

Seems to me the Insult module is the thing to start adapting...

• A blind alley is too good for you, you horrid demon!
• May a snake's understanding make your ears drip fiery fresh blood, you depressing alien!
• The illusion of innocence is the best you can hope for, you blabbering wart!
• You grief-inducing stinky turkey-snake, I hope that your devil will bring displeasure to its own toe!
• Failing to accept reality is too good for you, you odious bastard!
• Your failure to look after yourself is the best you can hope for, you idiotic toe nail!
• You flaming ass-raping goof-devil, why don't you go dominate your knee?!
• May your enemy's religious belief place obstacles before your family values, you frighteningly inane chunk of leg's cobbler!
• May your angel make you ooze octopus's excretions, you unnatural gibbering hoohoo!
• You cancerous simple-minded freak-dog, I hope that your dream will tear apart your own toe!
• May a spider make your ideals spew incoherent mandrill's stink, you dishonest slovenly illness!
• Narrow-mindedness is more than you deserve, you lobotomized zipperhead!
• An unrealistic goal is too good for you, you nutty maniac!
• Addiction is all you can hope for, you cocksucking kook!
• You ugly nutty dog- sack of neuroses, why don't you go tattoo absurdities onto your own mouth?!
• A feeling of unmitigated terror is all you can hope for, you decrepit freak!
• May a deadly agricultural engineer make your bum ooze vital fluids, you smelly depressing sack of flesh!
• You are the ultimate example of a buttlicking red-cockaded woodpecker's potbellied pig, you contemptible punk!
• May your enemy's snotty-nosed child make you drip klutzy fresh blood, you buttlicking decrepit bitch!
• May an enemy's gift make you spew final vital fluids, you ignorant vermin!
• A maladaptive fantasy is all you can hope for, you maniacal snake!
• You are the worst primitive dipstick, you hoser!
• May an accountant make you ooze vital fluids, you ill-begotten rancid dittohead!
• A lack of gratitude is the best you can hope for, you stupid dunce!
• You cocksucking pinhead-dipstick, I hope that your god will infect your own skin!
• May your rodent annoy you, you suffocating boxfish-slackenning spoonbill!
• May a lawyer's deity make your family ooze urine, you lying inebriated knave!
• You idiotic unnatural cancer-maniac, I hope that your desire will puke on its own genitals!
• May a close friend make you drip pathetic vital fluids, you suffocating grief-inducing kook!
• May your belief system bring zits to you, you rancid hip-fall!
• Your confusion of intuition with rationality is too good for you, you decrepit airhead!