What’s this have to do with Christmas? Well, I think the world has forgotten that the biggest gift to this planet is America’s industry – and it’s time to remind them where they would be without it.Katrina Katrina Katrina Katrina Katrina.
1. Whenever a horrible disaster hits, they would be dead. Be it an earthquake, a tsunami or a Madonna tour – we’re usually the first and biggest responders – saving the injured, and helping to rebuild. It is because of our tremendous capability to mobilize quickly that makes us a nation of superheroes. It also takes planes, trucks and tractors to do that stuff. Imagine that carbon footprint.
There are other items on the list and easy cheap shots to take, but there's shopping to do.*
FURTHER BIG HOLLYWOOD NEWS BEFORE THE DREADED MALL:
Stage Right, author of The Great Sesame Street Freakout, has decided to reveal his real name tomorrow. Remind me if I forget. [Sadly, the revelation is entirely boring.]
*I'm a lot like Jonah Goldberg I guess.