Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Nation of Superheroes

Greg Gutfeld:
What’s this have to do with Christmas? Well, I think the world has forgotten that the biggest gift to this planet is America’s industry – and it’s time to remind them where they would be without it.

1. Whenever a horrible disaster hits, they would be dead. Be it an earthquake, a tsunami or a Madonna tour – we’re usually the first and biggest responders – saving the injured, and helping to rebuild. It is because of our tremendous capability to mobilize quickly that makes us a nation of superheroes. It also takes planes, trucks and tractors to do that stuff. Imagine that carbon footprint.
Katrina Katrina Katrina Katrina Katrina.

There are other items on the list and easy cheap shots to take, but there's shopping to do.*

FURTHER BIG HOLLYWOOD NEWS BEFORE THE DREADED MALL:

Stage Right, author of The Great Sesame Street Freakout, has decided to reveal his real name tomorrow. Remind me if I forget. [Sadly, the revelation is entirely boring.]

*I'm a lot like Jonah Goldberg I guess.

8 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

Is the Beard of Macroprosopus among the Superheroes who comprise your nation? No? I thought not.

J— said...

No, but Madonna has studied the Kabbalah, so when our superheroes respond to her shows, they're prepared for the Beard,even though they may not see it.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Greg Gutfeld may be an impossibly dumb dumbhead who's to dumb to know how dumb he dumbs, but I refuse to say anything bad about him on account of the Notorious P.A.B.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

breaking news on Norwegian death metal:

http://www.blackmetalmovie.com/

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

TRUCKNUTZ!
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Substance McGravitas said...

breaking news on Norwegian death metal:

I've got the album playing in the trailer, which I don't recommend purchasing as the guy's a kook and a monster.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

and that differentiates him from other Norwegian death metal musicians how, exactly?

Color me unsurprised that you have the album, SubbStance.

Substance McGravitas said...

A freebie, I am proud to say. With less pride, I find it quite listenable.