Tuesday, December 1, 2009

The Pitfalls of Google Translate



I sense an explanation here:
Minister of Higher Education and Scientific Research Dr. Abd Thiab Al-Ajeeli said that the Ministry concluded an agreement with Germany to import synthesized corpses to medical colleges.
The Germans, it should be noted, love their cream-filled confections.

Also, a synthezoid:

21 comments:

mikey said...

Are you suggesting the gentleman's name might not be "Filled with Cream"?

Now this is embarassing....

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Filled With Cream is a perfectly acceptable first name.
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fish said...

Well his sexual is Iraq.

MagicBee said...

Jello Biafra, Steaming Magma, Jocko Madpie, Beecher Dieckhoff...Nope

Filled With Cream; and a computer came up with that shit

Substance McGravitas said...

Filled With Cream; and a computer came up with that shit

We should totally let the computers take over and throw us off their floating city.

Smut Clyde said...

I ate a Berliner once. You, sir, are no Berliner.

Smut Clyde said...

an agreement with Germany to import synthesized corpses to medical colleges.

Synthesising corpses is bound to be the cheaper option, given the rarity and expensive nature of real ones.

Smut Clyde said...

Do android med students dream of electric corpses?

Substance McGravitas said...

given the rarity and expensive nature of real ones

It's Iraq, man. They've got NOTHING there.

mikey said...

synthesized corpses

Dammit.

I feel like I ought to have an ex-wife comment here.

You know. A good old Ex-Frau Scherz.

Bimler will be very pleased you reminded me how useful google translate can be...

Smut Clyde said...

Also, a synthezoid:
I scent a Colossus of Ylourgne influence.

Substance McGravitas said...

In a voice like summer thunder, mad maledictions, unthinkable obscenities and blasphemies were uttered ceaselessly by the giant as he went to and fro.

Well if he pees a river we know it's Pantagruel.

mikey said...

Ok, look, can somebody get word to that dood that his credibility would be greatly enhanced if he would just consider putting his tighty whities (steady reddies?) on INSIDE of his superhero costume.

I mean, they're really not serving even their most minimal purpose outside, unless you are celebrating the fact that you got pantsed by jocks all through junior high school!!

ckc (not kc) said...

I'm impressed by the Iraqi flag, which, rather than tamely waving in the breeze like other flags, zooms in and then fades into nothingness.

Substance McGravitas said...

Ok, look, can somebody get word to that dood

He was manufactured by Ultron, so he never suffered the shame of getting beaten up on the playground for wearing stupid clothes.

Also he can control his density, so he's dense a lot.

Brando said...

Synthesized corpses?

Filled with cream?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

BEST PINATA EVER!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

synthetic corpses are far inferior to fresh.

fish said...

Synthesized corpses?

Filled with cream?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

BEST PINATA EVER!


I guess I wasn't thinking what you were thinking.

mikey said...

Jeez, even the Zombies are concerned about the genetically modified foods. And they know going in it's not going to KILL them.

Another Kiwi said...

The little known invasion of Iraq by the cream filled loving Huns in the 13th Century is little known. A few family names are the only clues to this dessert of destiny, this confection of coincidence, this pudding of the past.

Smut Clyde said...

Synthesized corpses?
Filled with cream?


Eskimo pies were a great disappointment.