What’s this have to do with Christmas? Well, I think the world has forgotten that the biggest gift to this planet is America’s industry – and it’s time to remind them where they would be without it.Katrina Katrina Katrina Katrina Katrina.
1. Whenever a horrible disaster hits, they would be dead. Be it an earthquake, a tsunami or a Madonna tour – we’re usually the first and biggest responders – saving the injured, and helping to rebuild. It is because of our tremendous capability to mobilize quickly that makes us a nation of superheroes. It also takes planes, trucks and tractors to do that stuff. Imagine that carbon footprint.
There are other items on the list and easy cheap shots to take, but there's shopping to do.*
FURTHER BIG HOLLYWOOD NEWS BEFORE THE DREADED MALL:
Stage Right, author of The Great Sesame Street Freakout, has decided to reveal his real name tomorrow. Remind me if I forget. [Sadly, the revelation is entirely boring.]
*I'm a lot like Jonah Goldberg I guess.
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Is the Beard of Macroprosopus among the Superheroes who comprise your nation? No? I thought not.
No, but Madonna has studied the Kabbalah, so when our superheroes respond to her shows, they're prepared for the Beard,even though they may not see it.
breaking news on Norwegian death metal:
http://www.blackmetalmovie.com/
TRUCKNUTZ!
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breaking news on Norwegian death metal:
I've got the album playing in the trailer, which I don't recommend purchasing as the guy's a kook and a monster.
and that differentiates him from other Norwegian death metal musicians how, exactly?
Color me unsurprised that you have the album, SubbStance.
A freebie, I am proud to say. With less pride, I find it quite listenable.
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