Sunday, December 20, 2009

Ghosts of War

I suppose if you're going to demolish a war memorial it's only appropriate that you take out some civilians with it.

14 comments:

mikey said...

Prosecutors are considering whether safety standards were violated.

Y'Think?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Holiday Spirits, and such as.
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J— said...

Holiday Spirits, and such as.

Maybe they could name a room in the new parliament after them.

Smut Clyde said...

The Georgian foreign ministry said on Friday that the Kutaisi monument had been damaged in the 1990s and required restoration work.

Nice monument you got here. Be a shame if some restoration work happened to it.

mikey said...

John McCain and Lindsay Graham (Cracker) released a joint statement that the US would work with the free, independent, sovereign, democratic government of Georgia to rebuild the monument, and would then support a process whereby the monument would be admitted into the NATO alliance

Smut Clyde said...

The Taliban foreign ministry said on Friday that the Buddhas of Bamiyan had been damaged in the 1980s and required restoration work.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Zombie News Network reports on Sunday that all seven of John McCain's multi million dollar homes have been damaged by violence from residents during late november 2008, and required restoration.

One of the homes will be restored by Hispanic contractors, and the remaining seven will be demolished by explosives. Any fires will be extinguished by dousing with Budweiser, after being properly filtered by the livers of Iraq War veterans and their families.

Of course, if the senator catches fire, the veterans will not urinated on him to put him out.

Joe Lieberman was going to make a whiny comment about disrespect, but Al Franken wouldn't stop slapping him.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

....but how do we know that the so-called demolition wasn't really the efforts of the restoration crew?


Cuz I believe some of those guys have worked on my projects.

Substance McGravitas said...

Good point. No Georgian could be so heartless.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

exactly. bystanders are far more likely to be killed by a construction crew than a demolition crew.

That is true no matter what country you are in.

Smut Clyde said...

And Construction Derbies are far more dangerous also.

Substance McGravitas said...

Solo demolition derby.

Smut Clyde said...

I never watched "Demolition Man", but I heard that Bob the Builder has more violence and a higher body count.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Demolition Man by the Police is a singularly non-destructive song.

While "Build Me Up Buttercup" has caused untold deaths.