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In the dark of a moonless night in Sochi, granny rolls her water-filled ZORB down the coalpile into the Black Sea where she is consumed by, oh, let's say killer whales without the white parts.
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Now she has a reason to rage!
Set mah grannies free!!
Sign the petition to have grannie zorbing added to the Winter Olympics in 2014!
Ab Zorbeen Junior sez, that's my granny!
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I don't blame granny. I'd want out of that dad-blamed contraption too. What the hell, sez I, and granny hoots along.
On the other hand, there's no soundtrack. With the right music - Nah, subster, I don't think death metal will crack this nut...
I think granny was on tour with Peter Gabriel a time or two ago.
Betcha can't animate it full of water and rolling down a hill!
Challenge answered.
Betcha can't animate it full of water and rolling down a hill!
Now I understand (later).
Zorbs is all a plot by Moms & Big Soap Incorporated.
The porpoise is to trick spawn and perhaps even husbands into taking a bath.
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In the dark of a moonless night in Sochi, granny rolls her water-filled ZORB down the coalpile into the Black Sea where she is consumed by, oh, let's say killer whales without the white parts.
Oh, you mean one of these guys!
Yeah, but with a bad chewing tobacco habit.
You have heard of Copyright Mr.so- called Substance???
You may all think that the ZORBS are all fun and games and tomfoolery, but they are really pitiless beasts, who are out to decimate the prog-rock musician population:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66gOWQ6Q0Sg
I think the bouncing helps digestion.
Y'know, that second image is really taxing my CPU. What is it, like two hundred frames?
Vladimir Putin could still see that. He is the Chuck Norris of world politics.
Y'know, that second image is really taxing my CPU.
Well, the ZORB! doesn't look like it's rolling without about 30 frames, then you gotta multiply that by hill-passing and so forth, so yeah. Lotta work.
Oh, and all x2 for the granny.
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