Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Orly!

Still birthin':
The courtroom proceedings at the Ronald Reagan Federal Building in Santa Ana for Orly Taitz's Barnett v. Obama lawsuit were memorable, partly, because they featured so much bickering between Taitz and her co-counsel Gary Kreep. Kreep and Taitz, who originally joined forces to file the lawsuit on behalf of Alan Keyes and Wiley Drake, accused one another of lying, and begged judge David O. Carter to allow them to proceed in separate lawsuits.

Carter's response was to ask the two to move their chairs closer together.
That is just genius.

The picture at the link is so terrific that I'd best leave it there so I don't have to take responsibility for mikey's broken heart.

UPDATARINO!

Yet another court filing. Exclamation points are usually not the way to go in those, but there are only two. I searched in vain for the YouTube of Orly addressing John Roberts.

21 comments:

J— said...

Carter's response was to ask the two to move their chairs closer together.

He must've learned that trick in the Marines.

mikey said...

Gawd, that guy is SUCH a Kreep!

Another Kiwi said...

How can there be such dissent in the birther movement. This is wasted energy, people, caused by thought control from the Kenyan usurper. Now it is lucky that there is a small target in Orly's head but it appears that there is enough for her to be diverted. Some one, and I'm suggesting Mikey, needs to get help to her.

Brando said...

This would be on my must-record list if it was a TV show.

zeppo said...

Man. She looks like Phyllis Diller. On a bender. In drag. How could anyone possibly take someone who looks like that, in court, seriously?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Always a good sign for your case when your attorneys are arguing.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

That fur collar is great- with great apologies to Julie Christie, Orly reminds me of Lara from Dr Zhivago, after the ingestion of a copious amount of jimsonweed.

M. Bouffant said...

Ah ha! "Foraging for nettles," or looking for locoweed?

I'd like m1k3y's reaction to 4' 11" Jihad Jane. If not a real firecracker, at least a spinner, right?

mikey said...

Perky. She's Perky.

I'm just not a huge fan of Perky.

But she's got crazy eyes, and if we were out at the range at sunset, working three-round bursts from a short-barrel AK-74, maybe as it cooled off we went down to the grenade pits to cook off some HE and huddle for warmth...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Shirley, Orly could show more thigh?

And Spencer Kornhaber (IF that is his real name!) speeled 'The Hilarious H8ers' wrong.
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Another Kiwi said...

A very famous British comedian called Peter Cook was thought to have
died some time ago.
His Orly schtick is a surprise but he is/was a surprising guy.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Ah ha! "Foraging for nettles," or looking for locoweed?

It'll be good for barter...

One of my co-workers told me she'd give me all the purslane she pulls from her garden.

Gonna be a GREAT year!

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

The caption on that beautiful picture is:
Orly Taitz lookin lonely sans Kreep at CRA.

"sans creep" indeed.

J— said...

More Taitz fun from Spencer Kornhaber, if that is indeed his real name.

J— said...

Wow, not exactly the right link. This is.

Smut Clyde said...

J- could have warned us that the Orly link included a pancake painting.

Substance McGravitas said...

I think I love Dan Lacey. A pity he hasn't discovered zorbs though.

J— said...

That's a great filing. It was nice of her to include a proposed order at the end. All it needs is the judge's signature.

I think she would be a relatrix, not a relator.

Taitz and Roberts video. This one has still images but does include a transcript of the exchange.

Substance McGravitas said...

I really like that she cites a YouTube video in her court filing. What'd be awesome is if you could find it and it was a Rickroll.

Brendan said...

That judicious moment was delicious. Best thing I've tasted all week.

Muchas gracias.

(P.S. Looks like a shell fight in the CAPTCHA: bashc)

N__B said...

Orly reminds me of Lara from Dr Zhivago, after the ingestion of a copious amount of Drano

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