Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Forcing Is The Issue

A headline:
Vatican forced to defend itself over abuse cases
Strong words! Let us make sure, friends of Justice, that this forcing involves no beatings or sodomy.

8 comments:

mikey said...

Yeah babe. Saw a headline a few minutes ago that indicated that PanzerPopen's BROTHER might be a baby raper, and might just rat out Herr PanzerPopen himselfenzee.

Yee hah. Watching the Catholic Church destroy itself is WAY more entertaining than watching the US Senate do the same...

Another Kiwi said...

So, uh, my Friends of Justice decoder ring is in the post?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

considering the history of pedophilic priests, one could make the case that the forcing NEEDS to involve beatings and sodomy.

M. Bouffant said...

No forcing/jamming/ramming of anything down anyone's throats, either!

mikey said...

Except pasta.

Forcing/Ramming/Jamming pasta down my throat would be just fine.

By the by, I tend to prefer white sauces to red, but I'm perfectly willing to be flexible...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I like the red sauces, and the red, red wine.

But maybe if I was in Napa it would be different?
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mikey said...

Napa Valley produces big, BIG reds, Cabs and Zinfandels with MIRVd tannins and tactical nuclear fruit.

Sonoma valley produces crisp, elegant whites, chardonnays and sauvignon blancs and even rich, fresh gewurztraminers.

It's a generalization, and there'll be hate and dissension, but I've been hanging around since I got my first motorcycle at fifteen, and these are the conclusions I've drawn.

I'm particularly partial to V. Satui Zinfandel...

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Wait - are you advocating against beatings and sodomy?

What have you done with the real Substance McGravitas?