Monday, March 1, 2010

What Is It With the Fake Vets?

A nice opening:
Police say a southern New Jersey man who posed as a female veterinarian tried to kill himself with a thread from his sweater.

8 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

After an opening line like that there's not a lot of places left to go.

mikey said...

Hmm. Seems it might have been more believable in aggregate if he had instead chosen to claim to be a MALE vet. You know, kind of limiting the number of falsehoods in one place at one time?

But maybe it wasn't efficiency he was seeking, but some kind of high-level psychodrama adventure, a sort of performance art for an audience of one...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Maybe this was an autoerotic asphyxiation gone awry.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

must have been a Zardoz thread.

Cuz that one over at 3Bulls could choke a zombie.

Substance McGravitas said...

Glen or Glenda would have been way better with Funny Animals.

Smut Clyde said...

Look Back in Angora, indeed.

This must be the Great Unraveling that mikey mentioned at Riddled the other day.

mikey said...

I don't see it, SC.

I see no requirement for skilled peening here...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

D00d's lucky his sweater wasn't woven from spidergoat silk.