Thursday, March 11, 2010

All Our Porblems Solved

Thers has noticed that George Noory may run for president.

Friends, the mysteries of orbs may finally receive attention from the executive branch. Congress is already on the case.

15 comments:

J— said...

Exciting news. Josh St. Lawrence now has a good chance to be Secretary of the Interior.

Smut Clyde said...

"FairyCongress.com
Promoting quality fairy & human relations"
Sadly, not as pervy as you might expect.

Substance McGravitas said...

Good god, those people are MONSTERS!

Please bring your cameras after dinner on Friday night for an Orb Hunt before and during the evening's entertainment.

Smut Clyde said...

osh St. Lawrence now has a good chance to be Secretary of the Interior.

He's not getting anywhere near my interior. That man was altogether too obsessed with The Buttocks.

J— said...

Orb hunt!

Tonight I may waste away the hours watching the videos from previous congresses.

Substance McGravitas said...

Orb hunt!

I get weepy when I think of those orbs being beaten to death with cameras...

tigris said...

Won't anyone think of the cameras?

Another Kiwi said...

What about the Twig Creatures!?!?!?
This twig creature (accompanied by orbs) was one of the sights at the All Hallows Faire in Sonora, CA on 10/24/09.
Source

Smut Clyde said...

The twig creatures are harvested unsustainably and end up in Jennifer's breakfast cereal.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Poor orbs!

*sniff*
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M. Bouffant said...

This is the pervy that pervy people want.

And a FaeryZorb.

M. Bouffant said...

Not so hard on Hope! Life has not been a bowl of cherries for her (no wonder she's a monster):

While studying photography at California Institute of the Arts, in her early twenties, Hope traveled to a village in Liberia, West Africa with her Shamanism professor. It was there she had her mind expanded not only culturally by living in a polygamous society, but also through contracting malaria and having a near death experience.

Cut some slack here.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Noory has the Dero vote sewn up... the Mothmen vote too.

Substance McGravitas said...

It is sad that orbs don't vote as a block.

tigris said...

You just totally blew my mind, man.