Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Three for Four



It's a pope-hat-trick in the religion news. Not as bad as the Muslims though. Whew!

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11 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Friends of mine in collage started their own punk band (I think one of them knew how to play an instrument, so that seemed a fairly good start.)

The big hit was The Pope-A-Dope (also my friend Katrina's version of Oh Bondage, Up Yours!).
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Another Kiwi said...

Popup is Pope at FC Roma game against AC Milan. You're gonna beat the Pope's team?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Mein Schatzi Ratzi sure does have that "Nosferatu" thing down pat!

mikey said...

Herr Panzerpopen is mighty pissed. For Millenia, Popes have been having more fun than anyone. What with the ritual, the wine, the fancy clothes and pretty hats and relaxing in the evening buggering nubile young european boys, it was like the best job ever, and he's wanted it since he was a teenager learning to please the local bishop with those sphincter muscle exercises they taught him.

Now? Now its all ashes. The church is ridiculed, bleeding money, a laughingstock of gigantic monotheistic cults all over the globe, they've still got all those broken, dysfunctional "celibate" priests running around sticking it in only GOD knows what, the nuns are getting downright uppity, no less a bunch of Moorish barbarians than the MUSLIMS are claiming the moral high ground and now you tell me I might not get to canonize John Paul?

Fuck. Just Fuck. Bring me some sacramental wine, a LOT of sacramental wine, three blonde Bulgarian altar boys and those fun little yellow patent leather shoes.

Dammit.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Honestly, I'm a non-violent pacifist at heart so this is totes out-of-character for me - but the first thing that came to mind when I saw the graphic is "Whack-a-Pope".

Brando said...

Definitely scarier than a ghost with a mustache.

Jennifer said...

There will be no Pope on my garage door.

Substance McGravitas said...

Are there any small boys in there? Kind of a precondition.

tigris said...

Definitely scarier than a ghost with a mustache.

Yeah, I might actually go to ghostie's church. Esp if he can exorcise pope infestations.

Brando said...

While I know he boarded the train to Cobag Town, Dennis Miller said something hilarious when Benedict became pope (I think it was to Jon Stewart on The Daily Show):

"I don't know about you, but when I see a German guy standing on a balcony above an adoring throng of thousands, I get a little nervous."

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh Dennis, it's like Milli Vanilli never existed.