tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post1261014044976888778..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: ZORBS!Substance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-41512025399764926312010-03-02T11:26:11.600-08:002010-03-02T11:26:11.600-08:00Y'know, that second image is really taxing my ...<i>Y'know, that second image is really taxing my CPU. </i><br /><br />Well, the ZORB! doesn't look like it's rolling without about 30 frames, then you gotta multiply that by hill-passing and so forth, so yeah. Lotta work.<br /><br />Oh, and all x2 for the granny.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-59277506072349244942010-03-02T10:10:57.179-08:002010-03-02T10:10:57.179-08:00Vladimir Putin could still see that. He is the Chu...Vladimir Putin could still see that. He is the Chuck Norris of world politics.Mendacious Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12049940881736591891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-54259798831153908842010-03-02T09:46:28.073-08:002010-03-02T09:46:28.073-08:00Y'know, that second image is really taxing my ...Y'know, that second image is really taxing my CPU. What is it, like two hundred frames?mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47806487695679244972010-03-02T08:47:50.713-08:002010-03-02T08:47:50.713-08:00You may all think that the ZORBS are all fun and g...You may all think that the ZORBS are all fun and games and tomfoolery, but they are really pitiless beasts, who are out to decimate the prog-rock musician population:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66gOWQ6Q0Sg<br /><br />I think the bouncing helps digestion.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-21657949685520246592010-03-02T00:12:52.011-08:002010-03-02T00:12:52.011-08:00You have heard of Copyright Mr.so- called Substanc...You have heard of Copyright Mr.so- called Substance???Zorba the Geekhttp://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-83699413678936996862010-03-01T21:01:04.294-08:002010-03-01T21:01:04.294-08:00Yeah, but with a bad chewing tobacco habit.Yeah, but with a bad chewing tobacco habit.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-54617183718887762512010-03-01T20:38:31.036-08:002010-03-01T20:38:31.036-08:00In the dark of a moonless night in Sochi, granny r...<i>In the dark of a moonless night in Sochi, granny rolls her water-filled ZORB down the coalpile into the Black Sea where she is consumed by, oh, let's say killer whales without the white parts.</i><br /><br />Oh, you mean <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.seaworld.org/animal-info/animal-bytes/animalia/eumetazoa/coelomates/deuterostomes/chordata/craniata/mammalia/cetacea/images/pic-false-killer-whale-01.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.seaworld.org/animal-info/animal-bytes/animalia/eumetazoa/coelomates/deuterostomes/chordata/craniata/mammalia/cetacea/false-killer-whale.htm&usg=__I1FJcMhRoVnkhmBn525Q_K8LQJk=&h=244&w=280&sz=45&hl=en&start=2&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=wMG7oqGRFRbO5M:&tbnh=99&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522false%2Bkiller%2Bwhale%2522%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26tbs%3Disch:1" rel="nofollow">one of these guys</a>!Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-35147274822936734052010-03-01T20:00:48.681-08:002010-03-01T20:00:48.681-08:00Betcha can't animate it full of water and roll...<i>Betcha can't animate it full of water and rolling down a hill!<br /></i><br /><br />Now I understand (later).<br /><br />Zorbs is all a plot by Moms & Big Soap Incorporated. <br /><br />The porpoise is to trick spawn and perhaps even husbands into taking a bath.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-3067632484384105322010-03-01T19:52:18.136-08:002010-03-01T19:52:18.136-08:00Challenge answered.Challenge answered.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-28572850158860360962010-03-01T19:29:19.532-08:002010-03-01T19:29:19.532-08:00Betcha can't animate it full of water and roll...Betcha can't animate it full of water and rolling down a hill!Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-82852651424533152512010-03-01T19:28:39.315-08:002010-03-01T19:28:39.315-08:00I think granny was on tour with Peter Gabriel a ti...I think granny was on tour with Peter Gabriel a time or two ago.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-1049656543771266282010-03-01T19:04:13.521-08:002010-03-01T19:04:13.521-08:00I don't blame granny. I'd want out of tha...I don't blame granny. I'd want out of that dad-blamed contraption too. What the hell, sez I, and granny hoots along.<br /><br />On the other hand, there's no soundtrack. With the right music - Nah, subster, I don't think death metal will crack this nut...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-71145813766784140222010-03-01T18:46:15.255-08:002010-03-01T18:46:15.255-08:00Ab Zorbeen Junior sez, that's my granny!
~Ab Zorbeen Junior sez, that's my granny!<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47643338800463482302010-03-01T18:38:45.772-08:002010-03-01T18:38:45.772-08:00Sign the petition to have grannie zorbing added to...Sign the petition to have grannie zorbing added to the Winter Olympics in 2014!J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-46265287411394134082010-03-01T17:52:25.686-08:002010-03-01T17:52:25.686-08:00Now she has a reason to rage!
Set mah grannies fr...<i>Now</i> she has a reason to rage! <br />Set mah grannies free!!M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.com