Monday, March 22, 2010

A Civil War

Gary Graham:
Ironic, isn’t it? The people who pledged to unite America…have divided it to a point not seen since the Civil War.
I realize the Civil War is a big deal to conservative folks FOR SOME REASON but I recall from my youth actual violence over actual policies. A further investigation of The Internet reveals that after the Civil War some Americans remained less, um, enfranchised than others, and sometimes violence would happen over these divisions. That's right, I'm talking about THE GREEKS.

Anyway, there is not a god-damned bit of proof that America is more divided than it ever has been since the Civil War and Takebacko, The Dog-Poop-Eating Dog DEMANDS THAT YOU EAT YOUR OWN POOP!

5 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Man, there's a lot of POOP to be et by these morans.

WV-waddidi

Doo waddidi doggy doo doggy doo!

Substance McGravitas said...

Hmm, Takebacko should really be pooping little зорв turds...

mikey said...

Man, they just don't make tyranny like they used to. Back in them days, it was human slavery. Today, it's the tyranny of being able to buy health insurance, even if you NEED health insurance.

I'm sure those insurance industry regulations and exchanges will get people out on the barricades, pit brother against brother and lead to the mobilization of millions of soldiers to the cause of, um, insurance!!!

tigris said...

Ironic, isn’t it? The people who pledged to unite America…have divided it to a point not seen since the Civil War.

Yeah, I still remember the day Obama said, "I'm a uniter, not a divider," then pooped on the Constitution on the deck of an aircraft carrier while screaming "mission accomplished, motherfuckers!"

Smut Clyde said...

Dog-poop-eating Dog needs MOAR ANIMATION.