Sunday, January 31, 2010


I didn't want to believe it the first time people started posting it, but yes, a 70 minute review of a shitty film can be great.


M. Bouffant said...

No criticism that glosses over anything can be worthwhile. I want detail: Let no crap go unreported!

So we'll see how long I last, not actually giving Shit One about this juvenile garbage. (Typed from an unassailable position of elitist superiority.)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

They lost me at "newly minted bowel movement".

Shirley he meant POOP!

Substance McGravitas said...

Naturally I showed part 7 instead of part 1, remedied. The opening is excellent.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Lucas is going to take a contract out on this guy.

hey, I'm an old guy. remember when George Lucas could make a movie?

Now, to get really depress all of you, especially Mister Misanthrope Bouffant: Apparently Lucas is pissed that Avatar took the gee-whiz eye candy crown, and wants to remaster the Star Wars movies YET AGAIN, using the 3-d technology.

I wonder if Han wil shoot first this time around?

Perhaps it IS best if America craters.

Substance McGravitas said...

You zombie stoner. You even left a comment here.

zombie rotten mcdonald said... was a long weekend.

J— said...

Phantom Menace has Darth Maul, who does some fancy tricks, so there's something.

Part I of the review was funny. I especially liked that last part when he asks people to describe the characters. Entertaining and effective.

Substance McGravitas said...

I haven't watched the movie all the way through, so I dunno if all the nitpicking is perfect, but there's a great analysis of a scene in which two jedi are unsuccessfully gassed. And a bet made during a, um, pod race? I forget.

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