Investigate here.
The web-site has an Easter egg for geeks:
Friday, August 31, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Travel to exotic, distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people and torture them.
Also kill them, but you don't want to use the whole pitch at once. Look out though! You may be reprimanded.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
Armed with Certificates of BUMS
Quacks lead to bogus degree racket at Dadar
V Narayan
Saturday, August 25, 2007 10:10 IST
It is easy to become a ‘doctor’ and set up a ‘clinic’, after purchasing a ‘degree’, sold in the city for Rs 500-1000. A raid by Zone VII police on Thursday night, that led to the arrest of eight quacks, reveal this bitter truth.
According to the police, the quacks have been running their clinics, armed with certificates of Bachelor of Unani Medical Science (BUMS).
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Recommended Bear and Puma Selections
Is Iraq going well? Sadly, No! Fortunately, there is a plan.
I left inspirational verse in comments which I reproduce here out of laziness. Forgive me. Please please forgive me.
Fly bears to Iraq
And they’ll chomp on the Sunnis
Shredding their faces
As if they were bunnies
Send pumas as well
And they’ll gnaw on the Shia
Testing the limits of
Onomatopoeia
Bears snarl through the mosques
Unicycling through blood
Like bears from that Garp guy
Not Bernard Malamud
The pumas leap downward
From verandas and trees
Eating every Iraqi’s
Much-prized Pekingese
Bears lope down the alleyways
Pawing through trash
Uncovering bales of
American cash
Pumas slink through the brothels
And slash at the johns
Showing Ali no mercy
Hassan flees in chiffon
Bears swing from the wires
And end up in the shower
They come out unshocked as
The wires have no power
Pumas munch on the snipers
And sniff at their guns
Paw at their crotches
And nip at their buns
The pumas head North
Sneaking into Mosul
Grinding their teeth
Into torso and skull
They start up a brief
Dairy factory fray
Just to find out if
They like Kurds and whey
Bears provide an answer
To that darned Iraqi cancer
Pumas will clean up
What the bears don’t deign to sup
Bears came swimming
Down the Tigris
Smelling stinky
But I digress
Once ashore
They ate a boatman
And then that was
All she wrote man
Pumas slurp the marrow of the dread Iraqi horde
Bears will chew their sinews with a passion untoward
The rivers and the streams will all run red with blood and then
The beasts march to Afghanistan to kill and kill again
Bears? Why you can
Go to hell sir
The army is
Don’t ask don’t tell sir
The noble puma stalks Iraq
Snapping bones in sneak attacks
The valiant bear patrols the streets
Feasting on insurgent meat
For freedom! Mangle brownish tots!
For justice! Slaughter girls in lots!
Let Liberty’s Paw smash brains to pulp!
And Peace’s Maw rend flesh to gulp!
While a bear started eating his leg
An insurgent was then heard to beg
“Bear spare me! Have pity!”
And the bear thought it witty
To let pumas crack his skull like an egg
I left inspirational verse in comments which I reproduce here out of laziness. Forgive me. Please please forgive me.
Fly bears to Iraq
And they’ll chomp on the Sunnis
Shredding their faces
As if they were bunnies
Send pumas as well
And they’ll gnaw on the Shia
Testing the limits of
Onomatopoeia
Bears snarl through the mosques
Unicycling through blood
Like bears from that Garp guy
Not Bernard Malamud
The pumas leap downward
From verandas and trees
Eating every Iraqi’s
Much-prized Pekingese
Bears lope down the alleyways
Pawing through trash
Uncovering bales of
American cash
Pumas slink through the brothels
And slash at the johns
Showing Ali no mercy
Hassan flees in chiffon
Bears swing from the wires
And end up in the shower
They come out unshocked as
The wires have no power
Pumas munch on the snipers
And sniff at their guns
Paw at their crotches
And nip at their buns
The pumas head North
Sneaking into Mosul
Grinding their teeth
Into torso and skull
They start up a brief
Dairy factory fray
Just to find out if
They like Kurds and whey
Bears provide an answer
To that darned Iraqi cancer
Pumas will clean up
What the bears don’t deign to sup
Bears came swimming
Down the Tigris
Smelling stinky
But I digress
Once ashore
They ate a boatman
And then that was
All she wrote man
Pumas slurp the marrow of the dread Iraqi horde
Bears will chew their sinews with a passion untoward
The rivers and the streams will all run red with blood and then
The beasts march to Afghanistan to kill and kill again
Bears? Why you can
Go to hell sir
The army is
Don’t ask don’t tell sir
The noble puma stalks Iraq
Snapping bones in sneak attacks
The valiant bear patrols the streets
Feasting on insurgent meat
For freedom! Mangle brownish tots!
For justice! Slaughter girls in lots!
Let Liberty’s Paw smash brains to pulp!
And Peace’s Maw rend flesh to gulp!
While a bear started eating his leg
An insurgent was then heard to beg
“Bear spare me! Have pity!”
And the bear thought it witty
To let pumas crack his skull like an egg
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Verse
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Short and Loud
I'm sure I've included some of these before but I'm one of those annoying people who doesn't get tired of songs. I can listen to a song I like for a straight day. And I do.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
I Don't Understand Half of This
...but the other half is very funny. Necessary for computer geeks.
Labels:
Computer Stuff
Friday, August 17, 2007
Other People Do Things Better Than Me
A smarter, more diligent, more passionate, more organized, more interesting and all-around-awesome me might produce something as wonderful as this destruction of Rich Lowry.
Unfortunately I'm the real me. Do you like comics? I do.
Unfortunately I'm the real me. Do you like comics? I do.
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
The World's Foremost Non-Muslim Anti-Semitic University
I introduce you to the Interregional Academy of Personnel Management!
In April 14-19, 2005 the MAUP weekly newspaper Personnel Plus published an open letter to President Yushchenko, Ukrainian Verkhovna Rada Speaker Volodymyr Lytvyn and Supreme Court of Ukraine Chief Justice Malyarenko calling for a parliamentary investigation into the "criminal activities of organized Jewry in Ukraine." The newspaper claimed that the letter was signed by more than a hundred scientific, civic, and political leaders.
On June 3, the MAUP sponsored a one-day conference entitled "Zionism As the Biggest Threat to Modern Civilization" attended by the former leader of the Ku Klux Klan in the United States David Duke. The Kyiv Post newspaper called the gathering "a disgusting orgy of racism and hatred." In August 2005, the MAUP awarded Duke with the Ph.D. degree.
After the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's threat to wipe out Israel evoked international condemnations, on November 4, 2005 the MAUP issued "a decisive protest against large-scale campaign, organized by Zionists, against Islam Republic Iran and its President Mahmud Ahmadi-Nedzhad... where he quoted the words of the Iranian spiritual leader Ayatollah Khomeini about future death of Israel and the USA."
In his November 22 statement, Georgy Shchokin, the MAUP's President who also heads the "International Personnel Academy" (IPA) and the Ukrainian Conservative Party (UCP), combined traditional Christian antisemitism with New antisemitism and failed to mention that the UN General Assembly Resolution 3379 of 1975 (equating Zionism and racism) has been revoked in 1991 by the UNGA Resolution 4686:
"We'd like to remind that the Living God Jesus Christ said to Jews two thousand years ago: 'Your father is a devil!' ... Zionism in 1975 was acknowledged by General Assembly of UN as the form of racism and race discrimination, that, in the opinion of the absolute majority of modern Europeans, makes the most threat to modern civilization. Israel is the artificially created state (classic totalitarian type).... Their end is known, and only the God's true will rescue all of us. We are not afraid, as God always together with his children!"
On December 1, 2005, the MAUP held a conference "The Jewish-Bolshevik Revolution of 1917 – the Source of the Red Terrorism and the Starvation of Ukraine".
In the March 2006 issue of the Personnel Plus, an article revived false ritual murder accusations from the infamous 1911 Beilis Trial. A week earlier, MAUP leaders visited the grave of Andrei Yuschinsky, a Christian boy allegedly "murdered by Jews with ritual purpose".
At a conference held at the MAUP Academy in Kiev, the heads of the MAUP accused "Rothschild's Soldiers" of the genocide of the Ukrainian people.
On August 15, 2006, an article on the MAUP's website denounced the Bnai Brith as "the Jewish Gestapo".
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Mom!
Try to get more points than me in Scrabble. Please try. It's hard to limit yourself to 5 points a turn and not get caught throwing the game.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Michael Medved's in Trouble
Michael Medved thinks Tom Tancredo's Mecca-nuking idea is nutty.
Rating of his article:
Representative comment:
Rating of his article:
Representative comment:
SO WHAT THE HE!! WOULD YOUR
RESPONSE BE TO A NUCLEAR ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL??? Sit around and sing kubaya???
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
More Shame for Me
Could I say that I did the same?
Bassajjakambwe, who was a producer and researcher with 10 years of experience in radio, hit the airwaves as a storyteller on CBS Radio in 2001. He was a hit on the radio with his "weird facts" especially about the wars in Europe, Asia, Middle East and America.
He made several listeners knowledgeable.
Monday, August 6, 2007
My Cat in Nature
My cat in the tree off my balcony, taunting me with the possibility of another jump. Lick my ass kitty! And he does!
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Photos
Thursday, August 2, 2007
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