Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Microsoft Word Sucks

Okay, yes, let's make sure background printing is on...

On we go to print, and maybe we should print again, what the heck...but WAIT!!!

This program has been in development for twenty-five years and background printing still intrudes into the foreground. Learn to queue a fucking print job already: it's not like I'm printing a novel here.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Smart People

...will go read Roy and ignore me for a bit because I'm off to the Ukraine so I can be sick where nobody understands me and I'll be forced to eat beets.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Thank You Google News

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Ass-Kicking Lawyers

Police say the clashes between rival groups of lawyers soon became full scale riots, with offices and cars set alight in parts of the southern city.

Violence initially broke out when supporters of President Musharraf held a protest against Tuesday's assault on a former cabinet minister by attorneys.

Fuck that shit up!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008


I am sick. I tried to watch a Looney Tunes DVD but laughing hurts. I tried to wash my bedclothes and the machine became unbalanced and caught fire. Seriously.

On the good side I have discovered the proper way to rest the arch of my foot on the spout and gently tweak the amount of hot water with the first knuckle of my middle toe.

Monday, April 7, 2008

A Confessed Troll

Somewhere in this thread I took a silly interest in a guy who believes that, politics free, a heroic engineer can manufacture dust-clouds in space that save us all from Global Climate Change.

I believe this makes me an awful person.

In any case, how will the Global Climate Change problem be solved?

1. Application of electric eels to the problem.
2. Putting on a show!
3. Rocks in space.
4. Duct tape.
5. A political compromise in which the industrialized nations of the world concede that zzzzzz.....

Friday, April 4, 2008


These stupid men have identified an actual crime but misidentified their targets.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Captioning Sucks

As a followup to this post note that Captioning Sucks.