Saturday, January 23, 2010

Hamster Fascism

Via the little one, an episode of Hamtaro:
As Laura grapples with what to give Travis for his birthday, Hamtaro shares the information with his Ham-Ham friends and proclaims “It seems that tomorrow is the day to give a present to someone you care about”. Dexter and Howdy like this idea and each decide to give Pashmina a gift. They also each decide to ask Hamtaro what they should give her and both get angry with him when they realize he is helping them both.

Laura decides to hand-embroider some towels for Travis, so Hamtaro suggests the boys also give Pashmina a hand-made present. At last they join forces and Dexter and Howdy make a cap and a pair of matching gloves. She couldn’t be happier with her presents, until sweet Penelope steps up to give Pashmina some sunflower seeds.
Exciting! Who's in this episode?
Featured Characters


* Hamtaro
* Oxnard
* Boss
* Bijou
* Howdy
* Dexter
* Pashmina
* Penelope
* Maxwell
* Sandy
* Stan
* Snoozer (does not speak)
* Panda (does not speak)
* Cappy (does not speak)


* Laura Haruna
* Marion Haruna
* Forrest Haruna
* Kana Iwata
* Kylie
* June
* Travis Kimura
* School Kids
* Several Nazis


Smut Clyde said...

Sounds like the Sadly,No! hamsters are moonlighting.

M. Bouffant said...

They gave Pashmina a pashmina, right?

mikey said...

There's a Ham Ham called 'crappy'?

I don't EVEN wanna know what he does. The whole concept kinda stinks...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Hamster News.

M. Bouffant said...

Oxnard? Oxnard?

Substance McGravitas said...

Hamster News.

Good god.

Smut Clyde said...

forcing her young son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for bad marks at school

Some would describe this as "rewarding bad behaviour" but I COULD NOT POSSIBLY COMMENT.

J Neo Marvin said...

But what do the Nazis DO?

Substance McGravitas said...

This is the mystery. The Ham-Hams go to Hitler Mart?

J— said...

She is PTA president. Perhaps it was a gerbil.

Substance McGravitas said...

I would imagine the Nazis are killing hamster with hamsters.

Whatever this might mean, I'd expect it to be in the plot summary, you know?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Whatever this might mean, I'd expect it to be in the plot summary, you know?

Gerbils are the Jews of Liberal Hamsterism.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Exercise wheels are Theft.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...


With Hammers.

Or with a REALLY BIG hamster.

Zombies should not comment before they get a drink in them.

Smut Clyde said...

This is what I found when I googled for "Hamster Of the Gods".

You know you want to look.