Saturday, January 30, 2010

Killing Time - And Monsters

Sugared Explorer Lizard with Obnoxious French Grapes

2 pints explorer lizard
5 jiggers nuclear grape, glazed
1 machine
7 gallons will-o'-deep tentacle, jellied
5 cups vanilla
6 gallons dill

Sacrifice a nearby southern flounder or a creature of similar size. Discard remains furtively. Cream the explorer lizard with a really big whisk. Use a food processor to combine the machine with the grape. Drizzle resulting potion over the explorer lizard. Stuff the will-o'-deep tentacle, vanilla, and the dill. Heap the latter combination on to the former. Bake for 34 hours. Serves 8.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I've found it's a bit tastier if you go lighter on the dill.

mikey said...

I'd really like to try this, but I'm afraid I can't control my Rage Against the Machine

Another Kiwi said...

No Anchovies???

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hey. I am offended at the anti-monsterism and zombie insensitivity displayed in this post.

Shan't be back.