Five Things Children Know That Liberals Have ForgottenAnd here are the initial items, less the explanatory craziness:
1) Life's not fair.Yes, no liberal could possibly understand any of those things which is why 1) no compensatory social programs exist anywhere 2) all liberals have sailed their dance-party yachts to tropical Orgasmodrugtopia and 3) oh for fuck's sake. Let us to proceed to item #4.
2) You can't have everything you want.
3) Good people make the world work.
4) Liberals think EVERYONE should get a trophy.Yes, the children know that liberals think everyone should get a trophy and the liberals have forgotten that they think everyone should get a trophy.
There is another item but it is too embarrassed to appear.