Monday, February 6, 2012

TIM KALEMKARIAN Mania!




Yes, here at the House of Substance it's all TIM KALEMKARIAN all the time! TIM KALEMKARIANmentum is growing!





TIM KALEMKARIAN merchandise IS AVAILABLE!





If you aren't already sold on TIM KALEMKARIAN, get a load of TIM KALEMKARIAN's gleaming smile!





Forward thinking? TIM KALEMKARIAN has you covered!





Looking for a taste of inside-the-beltway conventional wisdom? Sorry friend, TIM KALEMKARIAN won't give you your canned responses.





Deep thinkers of all sorts vote TIM KALEMKARIAN!





Friends, vote TIM KALEMKARIAN. Nothing could be better.

19 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

So Tim Kalemkarian you say? Iffen I'm going to vote for him to be UN Preznident, I'm going to want to see the colour of his gifts.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm gonna have to askafish before I make any major decisions.
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Substance McGravitas said...

Waiting...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Looks like an almost outta the tank YES!
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Substance McGravitas said...

Hooray! Another vote for TIM KALEMKARIAN is another vote for TIM KALEMKARIAN!

wiley said...

Anyone else miss the days when The League of Women Voters ran the debates? They have this on him:

Tim Kalemkarian

Party Affiliation: Republican Party

Where candidate lives: Westlake Village
Occupation: No Ballot Designation

Sounds like a real lay-about to me.

Substance McGravitas said...

Did the League run primary debates?

wiley said...

Don't know if they ran primary debates or not. I hadn't really paid much attention to the primary debates before the internet. I didn't watch television. Never considered voting for a Republican, so I just voted for the Dem on November 4.

Oregon has mail-in ballots and it's the greatest gift to voting this ADHD girl could ever have imagines. Sometimes I missed elections because I didn't know it was November 4th.

Substance McGravitas said...

According to my now-guaranteed-wrong Google results I am the number one source of TIM KALEMKARIAN on the internet.

Bing says I'm #5, behind a bunch of meaningless bullshit involving the state where TIM KALEMKARIAN lives and his election results.

Smut Clyde said...

Googling on my downstairs computer says you're #3 (just ahead of the Godlikeproductions website). Haven't checked the upstairs computer.

Have I mentioned my annoyance with 'personalised searches' that give non-reproducible results?

Substance McGravitas said...

I'm not in the running at Duck Duck Go. That one promises cool stuff but does not yet deliver.

Substance McGravitas said...

I mean, I don't believe I should be in the running above people who assemble and publish candidate names and voting info.

Anonymous said...

Hello, and what is this?
[...]
Yer numbah three on my non-personalized (killed my gmail, ditched my YouTube, never signed up for plus, don't have a facebook nor twitter, fuck with google's cookies all the time) google.

THAT WINS MY VOTE FOR TIM KALEMKARIAN,

Malaclypse said...

They really get quality robospam there.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Forget his senate race, I think he should concentrate on his House of Substance campaign.

Anonymous said...

UN PRESIDENT TIM KALEMKARIAN, US PRESIDENT TIM KALEMKARIAN, US SENATE TIM KALEMKARIAN, US HOUSE TIM KALEMKARIAN: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE.

mds said...

Anonymous above makes a good point, but I'm still holding out for BEDMATE TIM KALEMKARIAN: BEST ENTHUSIASTIC BUT TENDER LOVER.

tigris said...

I don't think he can hold all those offices simultaneously, but he could hold any one political office AND best bedmate title. Frankly, if I held that title I'd run for an office that allowed for a lot of personal time.

Anonymous said...

UN PRESIDENT MIKE GALLAGHER, US PRESIDENT MIKE GALLAGHER, US SENATE MIKE GALLAGHER, US HOUSE MIKE GALLAGHER: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE.