Thursday, February 23, 2012

I Love a Man and a Woman Partially in Uniform

Sexy cosplay!
The lawyer for a female Mountie facing dismissal for sexual misconduct with her boss told RCMP adjudicators on Wednesday that Canadians would be disturbed that he got a “$4,000 fine,” but she faces loss-of-job damages of about “$4-million.”
Okay, her claim seems somewhat inflated, but dick move nonetheless. So to speak.

Still, no surprise that the sex happened:
In a code-of-conduct hearing, Const. Susan Gastaldo and Staff-Sgt. Travis Pearson were found guilty of having sex in a police car in the spring of 2009, while Gastaldo worked for Pearson in the “Special O” surveillance unit in the Lower Mainland.
Have I mentioned that the previously endorsed and luscious local burger pictured below has TRIPLE-O SAUCE?



Neither a single nor a double O is sufficient.

21 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Based on your prior endorsement, we are to presume that TRIPLE-O SAUCE is also special?
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Substance McGravitas said...

Possibly. It would be telling if the cops were fucking in a White Spot parking lot.

Smut Clyde said...

Skip the mayonnaise when dining chez Substance.

vacuumslayer said...

WTF? She was just doing her job! HELLO, she's a MOUNTie.

Smut Clyde said...

Certain blogs would have informed us that "Red and black, that's their color scheme", but Substance does not stoop to such obvious titles.

Or to coarse humour about "Get their man, in the end".

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

In any case, being Canada, I figure they were both pretty much in uniform as much as possible.

It gets nippy, you know.

Yup.

Or to coarse humour about "Get their man, in the end".

There was no mention of on-strapping.

Another Kiwi said...

What's the dosage level of triple O sauce? Like 10 mls gets one O or 50mls?
One would want to be sure because, truth in advertising and all that.

mikey said...

As any fule no, Triple 0 (000, Triple-Aught) buckshot is 9.1mm in nominal diameter and weighs 6 pellets to the ounce.

I remain unclear how that relates to sauce, and would appreciate wisdom if available, or information if not...

mikey said...

So I clicked on the link to Fish's post about Paula Deen and scrolled through the comments, only to come across Mandos' mention of the great sammich wars of 2008, of which I am a proud, if wounded, veteran.

I still have fond memories of it, and it all happened in a couple days (and nights, of course). There were so many factions, so many blogs, and even a field trip with Pinko over to "I Blame the Patriarchy" where I refused to let them say that "Liberal Dudes" were just as bad, and that I, as a Liberal Dude, was a good guy.

No, they weren't buying it, but we managed to get them all stirred up and in the fight along with everybody else.

Those were the days, my friends...

Substance McGravitas said...

Twisty no longer lets the boys comment, y'big meanie.

mikey said...

I'm sure they're much better off with no one to challenge their certainties...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am certain they are!

M. Bouffant said...

Patrol car, hmpf. Doesn't count unless they were on the horse.

wiley said...

Late in my wee hours this morn I read every comment on a Twisty thread about whether or not women reveal themselves to be women on-line and what happens when they do.

I see why Twisty doesn't allow the menz. I'm double-glad I'm not allowing comments on my blog.Eventually I'll enter keywords and start caring about whether or not I get hits, but it may be quite a while.

Clouds has a few things he has to knock down before he can get back to building a social network, but it looks like most everyone has gone out and gotten lives or something.

sniff

Smut Clyde said...

Doesn't count unless they were on the horse.

How about if they were on the lamb (but they ain't no sheep)?

Substance McGravitas said...

I'm fine with Twisty doing what she wants to do. She's still smart and funny; I just pay no attention now. I figure I should be absent.

Mandos said...

I sometimes bring up my Twisty banning thread for a hearty chortle. Twisty is a unparalleled bloggy genius.

vacuumslayer said...

I had no idea who Twisty was...so I googled her. Wow. I'm not sure what to think. (Full disclosure: I spent a good portion of the day reading her blog.) Sometimes I was like "FUCK YEAH!" Sometimes I was like "Too far! Too far!" Sometimes I was like "Hmmmm." All's I know is I don't wanna be a fucktoilet.

Substance McGravitas said...

I don't think you need to agree with her to appreciate her worth.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

and even a field trip with Pinko

Field trips with Pinko are fraught.

Be VERY VERY careful if you go to TUSTOSAN with him.... Suffice to say fresh donuts, transvestites and chocolate Skittles are all I clearly remember....that and a shorebird...

fish said...

Given the look of that pickle, I think a triple O is highly unlikely. Fortunately there are pills for that.