Monday, February 27, 2012

This I Did Not Know

Apparently I am a maniac in good standing:



I am tempted to write a resignation letter liberally spiced with JanusNode.

18 comments:

fish said...

You should demand a refund for last year's membership fee.

Substance McGravitas said...

!!!

Smut Clyde said...

a resignation letter liberally spiced with JanusNode.

And cilantro.

vacuumslayer said...

Pro-li, huh? Always had you pegged as an Asian-hugger.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Wait a minute, Buster!

Is this your subtle way of telling us that "Substance McGravitas" is your real name?!?
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Another Kiwi said...

Good god, it does say "Dear Substance"! Pro-lifers for Jebus would not get that wrong.

Substance McGravitas said...

It makes me want to choose a more disgusting name.

wiley said...

Ah. One of my favorite stories from the New Guild student housing co-op, was a comrage who used the name "Gullible T. Occupant. He would read series of letters that started out formal, "Mr. Occupant," and then, when the sender felt more familiar, he would be addressed as "Gullible".

wiley said...

comraDe.

We did not have "comrages". We were a pretty mellow bunch.

Substance McGravitas said...

A friend's roommate published a very entertaining array of mail sent to him in some fanzine - maybe Bananafish? He'd sign up for anything and everything under a new name, and he had a natural JanusNodal mind. Alas the only name I can remember right now is (I think) H. Cuntalinguishy.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

if you get them to click on a goatse link, you win the internozzles for a WEEK.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Good time to plan a visit to Milwaukee, Sub.

Substance McGravitas said...

Next stop is Philadelphia in April. I hope that Die Kreuzen show is great.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

teh drummer painted a house I designed, before he got married and moved to Amsterdam.

That sounds like bullshit, doesn't it?

Substance McGravitas said...

I am subtly name-dropping Neil Hamburger on a competing site.

Also.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Your drummer painted Neil Hamburger?

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Substance McGravitas said...

Hmm, now that I think of it, it's entirely possible my drummer painted Neil Hamburger.