Thursday, February 9, 2012

Good News Everyone!

Via Gnoetry we learn that JanusNode 3.0 is out.

It's the modern age and JANUSNODE HAS GONE TWATTY!

Choose JanusNode for all your textual hentai needs.

ALSO:



Explanation:
- The ‘Be extra-brilliant’ button is a placebo. It doesn't actually do anything, but you will probably be able to convince yourself that it does. As Janus likes to remind us: a lot of what matters is in how you look at things.

AND FURTHERMORE:

My latest spotted danio just died heinously and with all the pensive crap in this life a tan hidden spotted danio story would make my day. What she had was an irradiated throat and if I had the money she would have lived many more minutes. I blame the screamin'.

22 comments:

fish said...

I have a ten thousand or so Danios you can have.

mikey said...

Yes.

I often find solace in placing the blame squarely where in belongs, on the screamin'...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Remember, if your Danios are nipping each other's fins, you can cure this behavior by rapping their noses with a pencil.

/things I learned from my dad
~

tigris said...

I have a ten thousand or so Danios you can have.

Aw, fish is a daddy!

vacuumslayer said...

I have downloaded this latest version and I'm going to try to figure out how it works. Cross your fingers for me.

Substance McGravitas said...

The manual says there are a bunch of under-the-hood changes; some of the things I've done are now broken.

Substance McGravitas said...

Incidentally, have you ever added memory to the Mac you complain about? Max the memory and it goes faster.

vacuumslayer said...

I haven't...and I should.

Substance McGravitas said...

Unixy machines do a lot of behind-the-scenes system-stability stuff and eat memory like crazy. With luck you should be able to get cheap off-the-shelf memory for it, but let someone else open it up. Making my giant old tower go faster was easy and cheap (they're easy to open), but yours will take more money.

wiley said...

Oh. It's "danios" now, is it? I see that I haven't been oblique enough lately.

vacuumslayer said...

Of course, it may be moot soon. I'm gonna have get off my desktop soon because of my back issues...so I've been looking at Mac notebooks, but those prices are ouchy.

Substance McGravitas said...

I can't justify getting one for myself. Even the used market for those is pricy.

vacuumslayer said...

Yeah, I was, like, "wow, hope it has a vibrate setting."

Substance McGravitas said...

They last a while though. The one I battered to death was already years old when I got it and incapable of running the last two OS's. It actually still runs, but it doesn't look nice. And now they're in even tougher cases.

Pretty expensive thing to have a kid rip up.

vacuumslayer said...

I was gonna ask what the hell you were doing with yours...My son has put a bit of a hurting on my iPad.

BTW, have you seen this?I think you can download it your iPhone. I have it on my ipad and it's a kick. It doesn't keep Lord Chubbington occupied for too long, but it may work a lot better for Lovely Little McGravitas.

Substance McGravitas said...

I don't have a cell phone, let alone an iPhone or iPad.

I just don't treat machinery kindly. The thing received a ton of bumps and drops and spills and shakes and so forth.

Substance McGravitas said...

Also I think I misunderstood what your machine was: if you have an iMac it might be hard to get into for memory, if you have a Mac Pro or tower it's super easy; you can go down to the store and get memory and pop it in. There are all sorts of guides on the Apple site.

vacuumslayer said...

No cell phone? Oh dear. This means you can't do important things like tweet about your bowel movements--FROM THE TOILET. Bet yer sorry now!

vacuumslayer said...

And, yes, I have iMac.

Substance McGravitas said...

You might want to look at this as a stopgap.

vacuumslayer said...

No way. Thank you, Substance!

I'm squeezing you inappropriately through the Internet.

I'll let you know if I can get that up and running. That would be awesome.

Substance McGravitas said...

I have a few old macs around the house and the screen-sharing is pretty decent. You can control multiple machines around the house and crunch video on one while you're doing something else on the other.