The Lovely Daughter: I have a question for you. What is a bee's favourite guitarist?
Me: I don't know.
TLD: Buzz from The Melvins.
EXTRA-BONUS UH-OH UPDATE:
In societies past one might have had to display one's wealth to the surrounding citizenry by, say, strapping your possessions to the roof of your car and driving around to show everyone, but these days even the agoraphobics can impress the gullible by simply filming themselves fondling their most recent acquisitions and inviting the world to watch. I used to be somewhat unhappy about seeing this woman show up in the young one's internet wanderings:
Lately, though, it's this guy: