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18 comments:
So Tim Kalemkarian you say? Iffen I'm going to vote for him to be UN Preznident, I'm going to want to see the colour of his gifts.
I'm gonna have to askafish before I make any major decisions.
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Looks like an almost outta the tank YES!
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Hooray! Another vote for TIM KALEMKARIAN is another vote for TIM KALEMKARIAN!
Anyone else miss the days when The League of Women Voters ran the debates? They have this on him:
Tim Kalemkarian
Party Affiliation: Republican Party
Where candidate lives: Westlake Village
Occupation: No Ballot Designation
Sounds like a real lay-about to me.
Did the League run primary debates?
Don't know if they ran primary debates or not. I hadn't really paid much attention to the primary debates before the internet. I didn't watch television. Never considered voting for a Republican, so I just voted for the Dem on November 4.
Oregon has mail-in ballots and it's the greatest gift to voting this ADHD girl could ever have imagines. Sometimes I missed elections because I didn't know it was November 4th.
According to my now-guaranteed-wrong Google results I am the number one source of TIM KALEMKARIAN on the internet.
Bing says I'm #5, behind a bunch of meaningless bullshit involving the state where TIM KALEMKARIAN lives and his election results.
Googling on my downstairs computer says you're #3 (just ahead of the Godlikeproductions website). Haven't checked the upstairs computer.
Have I mentioned my annoyance with 'personalised searches' that give non-reproducible results?
I'm not in the running at Duck Duck Go. That one promises cool stuff but does not yet deliver.
I mean, I don't believe I should be in the running above people who assemble and publish candidate names and voting info.
Hello, and what is this?
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Yer numbah three on my non-personalized (killed my gmail, ditched my YouTube, never signed up for plus, don't have a facebook nor twitter, fuck with google's cookies all the time) google.
THAT WINS MY VOTE FOR TIM KALEMKARIAN,
They really get quality robospam there.
Forget his senate race, I think he should concentrate on his House of Substance campaign.
UN PRESIDENT TIM KALEMKARIAN, US PRESIDENT TIM KALEMKARIAN, US SENATE TIM KALEMKARIAN, US HOUSE TIM KALEMKARIAN: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE.
Anonymous above makes a good point, but I'm still holding out for BEDMATE TIM KALEMKARIAN: BEST ENTHUSIASTIC BUT TENDER LOVER.
I don't think he can hold all those offices simultaneously, but he could hold any one political office AND best bedmate title. Frankly, if I held that title I'd run for an office that allowed for a lot of personal time.
UN PRESIDENT MIKE GALLAGHER, US PRESIDENT MIKE GALLAGHER, US SENATE MIKE GALLAGHER, US HOUSE MIKE GALLAGHER: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE.
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