Sunday, June 26, 2011

World B. Free

News in names:
Ron Artest, a Lakers’ forward, is one step closer to changing his name. Artest has already filed the necessary paperwork with the Los Angeles County Superior Court so that he can change his name. Artest wants to change his name to “Metta World Peace” and he is serious about this.
Ron you silly Billy, I demand to know why I was not consulted. The JanusNode can do so much better:
Sergeant Lou Thuno Crevice-Outfit
Barbara
Knocker Shaved-Culminating
Docfernanda Interrogate
Honest Deceitfully
Recitation Sung
Rudyfub Deforestation
Rocketing-Crusher
Centennial Itineraries
Twombly-Inundate
Maryape Implicit
Collateral Beepree
Diachronic Burnes
Mitchell Prying-Target
Casualness
Clogs
Nobleman Antiquarians
Crouch Perpetrating
Auckland Sybil
Cackles Klooploocprothla
Osbert Repealer
Resynchronization Identically
Mister Thoodhaf
Tire Bulky
Edgar Defoe
Yopldek Manure
Va
Adducible Wade
Metaphorical Toledo
Meel
Art Upholsters
Wegibod
Stans Pranks
Tishpicayune Mortician-Patterning
Wesoundness Macarthur-Surmount

9 comments:

mikey said...

Tishpicayune Mortician-Patterning?

Of the Jacksonville Mortician-Patternings?

Seriously.

Who's gonna step up and accept the job of letting Ron know he mis-spelled 'Meta'? 'Cause, y'know, we oughtn't wait until the judge signs off on it...

guitarist manqué said...

He says metta is, like, buddhist or sanskrit or something. He's not going all meta on us.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

How about 'Betta World Peace'?
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J— said...

Metta World Peace

Maybe it's like the metta in "Metta girl called Lola and I took her back to my place."

Another Kiwi said...

Minted World Peas. Once you get the marketing right, it's all gravy.

Willy said...

One-word names are all the rage.

So says WV, which offers Fansediz to Mr Artest.

M. Bouffant said...

Call me "Clogs."

M. Bouffant said...

Nobleman Antiquarians

No fonts, damnit!

fish said...

Metaphorical Toledo is so much nicer than Actual Toledo.