Tuesday, June 28, 2011

An Apple Disaster

It's not actually intuitive or helpful to redesign an entire program that people use day in and day out in a working environment. Final Cut is complicated stuff. Also removing features is a fucking no-no. And hey, taking the old version off the market was pretty sharp!

25 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

I'm...not...banned?

What's it gonna take? Am I gonna have to BiebRoll you? 'CUZ I'LL DO IT!

Substance McGravitas said...

Eat THIS.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The most bizarre thing about this band is the people who like their music. They are totally delusional, and actually a bit arrogant.

They claim that they can somehow hear deeply beautiful and mystical things in this crap that mere mortals cannot.

For some reason they are easily offended when you point out that this is just lousy music played by inept girls who cannot sing.

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vacuumslayer said...

"Eat THIS."

There aren't enough drugs in the world.

W/v says if they wore "bercas," perhaps It would hinder their ability to play...as if they weren't hindered enough.

Smut Clyde said...

There aren't enough drugs in the world.
THEY'RE ALL GONE.

vacuumslayer said...

Clearly taken by anyone who had to listen to this group.

Btw, I am sorry I Bieb-jacked your post, Sub.

Substance McGravitas said...

Clearly taken by anyone who had to listen to this group.

The point here is that if you think you can outgross me musically you're gonna have to do better. I listen to The Shaggs for PLEASURE. I know every note of That Little Sports Car because I have listened to it over and over and over again.

vacuumslayer said...

The point here is that if you think you can outgross me musically you're gonna have to do better.

I feel like this is a challenge, but one I'm not up to. Because you just blew my mind.

Substance McGravitas said...

How can you not love this?

vacuumslayer said...

Because it's not this.

Substance McGravitas said...

I owned that at one point.

vacuumslayer said...

Me too.

Substance McGravitas said...

This too.

vacuumslayer said...

Oh iPhone, you traitorous bitch. It won't load for me.

M. Bouffant said...

Final Cut is complicated stuff.

Thanks. All I needed to know. That NYT link has been waiting in the in-box for five days; now it's deleted.

M. Bouffant said...

Since the music is almost perfect this may not qualify as objectively awful yet enjoyed by freaks, but it still rings my bell.

WW: chorist

Christ, I've never heard a choir like that.

Substance McGravitas said...

That sort of heavy bass and drums doing one thing while someone freaks out over the top of it is almost always a winner with me.

vacuumslayer said...

There's nothing wrong at all with that Tiny Tim song. I mean, it's a little silly, but I like silly things. A lot.

Substance McGravitas said...

The Shaggs are silly!

vacuumslayer said...

LOL. You got me there. And I can appreciate them as a car wreck/novelty, but probably nothing more. The Tiny Tim song is actually somewhat catchy.

Substance McGravitas said...

♬That little sports car was slippery as an oyster♫
♪Following it was like riding on a roller-coaster♩
♯ROLLER COASTER.♯

vacuumslayer said...

Well, I handed that one to you on a diamond-studded platinum platter. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

fish said...

Lester Bangs Approved

Substance McGravitas said...

Got that, listen to it. Soothing.

fish said...

dr. mrs. fish doesn't let me listen to it anymore.

it did help me concentrate sometimes.