Friday, June 3, 2011

Warnings



It is completely unfair of the media to interview Sarah Palin while she is positioning herself in front of cameras.

16 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

Next the LAMESTREAM MEDIA will be quoting her in context and using her exact words against her.



LEAVE SARAH ALONE!!!!

mikey said...

Thank Goodness ol' Paul warned the British, 'cause otherwise there might have been a WAR!

vacuumslayer said...

Ok, I watched it. Is she DRUNK?

J— said...

She left out the part about a quart of beer because she knew children were watching.

tigris said...

Ah yes, the midnight ride to Concord, NH to warn the Brits we weren't going to let them take away our CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. I bet his bell-ringing arm was SORE.

vacuumslayer said...

"bell-ringing arm was SORE."

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

She forgot the parts where Paul Revere shouted "Build the border fence!" and "Defund Planned Parenthood!".

Then he went back home and started his cooking pot factory.
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Substance McGravitas said...

And rocking in a funny suit.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

With rockin' dance mooves in those rockin' boots!
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Whale Chowder said...

Anyone who uses Sarah's words in an advertisement against her is LYING.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

sheesh, you don't cook pot, you burn it.

Oh, and Sarah Palin = MORON.

Another Kiwi said...

She's positioning herself to be Queen. You Betcha.

Brando said...

She went on to discuss how Dolly Madison was one of the first great female patriots, protecting our right to keep and bear Zingers.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I bet his bell-ringing arm was SORE.

Silly, he rang the bell by shooting it with his gun.

"Shots and Bells" would be a good name for a Mission of Burma album.

Another Kiwi said...

Revere's plan would have worked too, if it hadn't been for the meddling George Washington!


Capcha's breakfast menu is smush. I pay good money for this!!

M. Bouffant said...

Greater embarrassment to Pacific Northwest music: Paul Revere & The Raiders or Gary Puckett & The Union Gap?

Trick question: The answer is grunge.