Monday, June 27, 2011

Tell Da Joke


16 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

how much insight do you need to be able to discern that David Prosser is an old, woman-hating jerk with violent tendencies?

Oh, and he likes to beat up women.

Substance McGravitas said...

Zombie, choking bitches isn't wrong, it's justice and he is A JUSTICE. Also he will tell you who the most chokeable bitches are.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

But which side will Ann Althouse and her band of right-wing derpartistes take?

Hahaha, rhetorical.
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mikey said...

Frankly, I'd rather watch a judgefight than a bumfight.

But either way, if they feel like they need to destroy your camera, they must be feeling guilty about something, right?

Which does further my fascination with the MicroSD card. Sixteen gigs, and you could hide it ANYWHERE. I like to glue one inside the liner of my suitcase or cut a slit in the sole of my sneaker just to go through security at the airport. I find it reassuring that there is such an easy way for us to move large amounts of data around right under their stuffy little surveillance-state noses...

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

What do you get when you choke all teh female Justices?

Substance McGravitas said...

They're all gone!

Smut Clyde said...

WIth notably rare exceptions, we in the world of Science never resort to choke holds as a way of countering our adversaries' use of superior arguments.

Smut Clyde said...

Frankly, I'd rather watch a judgefight than a bumfight.

Frank Herbert was of similar opinion.

Substance McGravitas said...

WIth notably rare exceptions, we in the world of Science never resort to choke holds as a way of countering our adversaries' use of superior arguments.

The climate change battle might have a better outcome if you get off your asses and START CHOKING.

Another Kiwi said...

I'd pay good money to see Judge Judy choking someone

Substance McGravitas said...

Judge Judy's a good call. She's got a good selection too.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The climate change battle might have a better outcome if you get off your asses and START CHOKING.

Mike Pence would probably be a good start.

vacuumslayer said...

I am not a judge but would still like to volunteer for this job.

Also, I would like to kick him in the balls.

Mike Pence's Balls said...

HEY!!

C'mon now! We actually understand and accept the science.

It's not our fault we're slung under this primitive pandering idiot. We may BE nuts, but he IS nuts.

I mean, it just isn't fair. We're supposed to drive the stupid and irresponsible behavior - instead, we're attached to this ridiculous pervert with sixteen hundred and seventy five ccs of oatmeal, dog poop and some twelve year old "National Reviews".

Christ, if we could, we'd kick him in his, er, us.

Fuck...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am as qualified to be an attorney as Althouse.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Rah Rah Ree!
Kick him in teh knee!

Rah Rah Ralls!
Kick him in teh other knee!

Rah Rah Resticles!
Kick him in the moment when he is least expecting it.

Rah Rah RENIS!
Kick him in the most sophisticated way possible, maybe whilst saying "well lah-di-dah."