Thursday, June 16, 2011

Too Much Free Time

Taters gonna tate.

950x200 is inimical to the well-proportioned three-panel composition.

16 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Tell me about too much free time. You seem more productive with it than meself, however.
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Substance McGravitas said...

If THAT wins me productivity points I am a lucky man.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

You're okay, as long as you're not so bored you find other uses for potatoes.

WV- cracuta, a hyena coke fiend.

vacuumslayer said...

"A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked"

THIS. IS. ALWAYS. THE. EXCUSE. ALWAYS.

Quit leaving errant vegetables around your house, people! Clearly they are angling for a chance to get up your pooper!

mikey said...

I was wandering around the house - buck naked you should know
When I stumbled on a turnip - I think I broke my toe
But the turnip wasn't the tuber that put me in such a stupor
When I fell, you see, I got an Idaho Russet up my pooper

Substance McGravitas said...

"Do"s exist, as well "DO NOTS"
Pass up spuds for Tater Tots.

fish said...

But baby, if I'm a potato bottom, your the tot.

vacuumslayer said...

mikey, that poem was awesome.

"Do"s exist, as well "DO NOTS"
Pass up spuds for Tater Tots.


I imagine tots are easier to stick up your butt, but ultimately less satisfying to do so. Not that I would know anything about that.

vacuumslayer said...

I'm super-bummed HOTPOTATOSEX.COM doesn't exist anymore.

Pinko Punko said...

Free time should go to 3Bulls header contests.

Substance McGravitas said...

I started making a spider thing but it was too mean.

Substance McGravitas said...

Or is it? I really like that screaming guy.

Smut Clyde said...

Has Jennifer been helped?

vacuumslayer said...

Jennifer can help herself if she has a potato and a good carving knife.

Brando said...

That story was a little cheeky.

Smut Clyde said...

Vacuumslayer is banned.