The House of Substance: What Is It With the Fake Vets?

Monday, March 1, 2010

What Is It With the Fake Vets?

A nice opening:

Police say a southern New Jersey man who posed as a female veterinarian tried to kill himself with a thread from his sweater.

8 comments:

Hamish Mack said...: After an opening line like that there's not a lot of places left to go.; March 1, 2010 at 12:39 PM
mikey said...: Hmm. Seems it might have been more believable in aggregate if he had instead chosen to claim to be a MALE vet. You know, kind of limiting the number of falsehoods in one place at one time?

But maybe it wasn't efficiency he was seeking, but some kind of high-level psychodrama adventure, a sort of performance art for an audience of one...; March 1, 2010 at 12:53 PM
Big Bad Bald Bastard said...: Maybe this was an autoerotic asphyxiation gone awry.; March 1, 2010 at 2:26 PM
zombie rotten mcdonald said...: must have been a Zardoz thread.

Cuz that one over at 3Bulls could choke a zombie.; March 1, 2010 at 2:52 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Glen or Glenda would have been way better with Funny Animals.; March 1, 2010 at 3:23 PM
Smut Clyde said...: Look Back in Angora, indeed.

This must be the Great Unraveling that mikey mentioned at Riddled the other day.; March 1, 2010 at 3:44 PM
mikey said...: I don't see it, SC.

I see no requirement for skilled peening here...; March 1, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Big Bad Bald Bastard said...: D00d's lucky his sweater wasn't woven from spidergoat silk.; March 1, 2010 at 8:41 PM

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