Saturday, March 13, 2010

Emissions Controls

19 comments:

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Plus the gloves will hide the hair growing on his palms.

Dillon said...

Wundarr's arch-nemesis is the evil Doughy Pantload. The Pantload also has a tremendous power circulating inside his body that results in violent blasts. Unlike Wundarr, the Pantload wears wrinkled tan chinos that do nothing to stop the blasts from bringing tears to the eyes of innocent bystanders.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That is one Fabulous Outfit...
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J— said...

Now he can give himself his own wrap-around.

Rusty Shackleford said...

Contra Reed Richards, I think such a suit would actually be one of the most complicated ever sewn.

J— said...

Nigel Tufnel says, "This belt goes up to 11."

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

This whole panel is one big VPR.

The Captcha is (I'm not lying)- impant.

mikey said...

I don't understand the superhero requirement to wear underpants OUTSIDE the costume. I don't understand why the dood made of dirt, rocks and poo needs to, nonetheless, wear underpants even though he doesn't seem to need, er, OVERpants.

I don't understand why they all have no junk - in those skin tight rigs, even mid-range junk would be, well, noticeable. And where's the new guy gonna keep his steroids? He actually needs a pair of cargo shorts, not underpants.

I don't understand how they decide what words to bold, nor how they decide on these painfully bright color schemes.

But let's face it. Isn't there a passage somewhere in the bible that exhorts us NOT to release our pent-up energy harmlessly? Now, which book shall I choose to believe?

Substance McGravitas said...

Captain Marvel had the junk.

Substance McGravitas said...

This whole panel is one big VPR.

Vermont Public Radio?

J— said...

Voluntary premature rejaculation.

mikey said...

Captain Marvel had the junk.

Yes. Yes he did.

He might have made a better choice of combat footwear than Uggs, however.

Smut Clyde said...

Captain Marvel had the junk.

It was probably unnecessary to emblazon his chest with an arrow pointing down to it.
Needs the words "I'm with Stupid".

J— said...

Real superhero outfit for real superhero.

mikey said...

What, exactly, is wrong with ALICE gear?

Why, it's efficient, functional and a tweakers DREAM!

mikey said...

And it's named after a GOON!

Winner, winner!

Let's have drinks now...

M. Bouffant said...

Considering the time spent reading this crap (& w/ its homo-erotic subtext now revealed by McG.) rather than "interacting" w/ girls (or any humans, really) I'm surprised my social development's reached even its current level.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

on the contrary, I think the writers and artists were just very comfortable with their sexuality.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

comfortable to the point that they never interacted with others.