Friday, April 30, 2010

Self-Segmenting Flying Viscera Sucker

We love the Wikipedia and of course J— for setting us on the self-segmenting-flying-viscera-sucker path.

Zombies: passé?


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Zombies: passé?

Over the hill, at any rate.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

thunder: h8r.

Smut Clyde said...

Clearly you were not paying attention. I am surprised that BBBB has not AHEMed you.

Also this thread.

Substance McGravitas said...

A Mr. Bubba was in one of those threads two days after BBBB and rhymed purple:

Roses are red
And violets are purple
Somebody who goes
To look up usurp’ll
Find you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.

Ho ho, that guy had his uses.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Bunch of aswangs.

No surprise.

J— said...

My reference to Filipino culture is a very serious, thoughtful, reference that has never been made in such detail or with such care.

mikey said...

Y'know, in general I fell like I should be grateful for the extent to which you guys leave my ex-wife and that whole debacle out of this conversation.

Sadly, that extent is brought into sharp relief by the (admittedly very rare) posts about her. But I must say, using her picture is kind of beyond the pale. And y'know, "Viscera Sucker" was a pet name, not something I ever expected to see scattered around the intert00bz like willy and his little friend nilly.

Look, she belongs to the ages now, gone on to suck the joy and life out of populations greater than you and I, to crush the soul of society's leaders, and destroy entire swaths of contentment. She's no longer simply fodder for our cold night sweats and "I Still Miss My Wife...But My Aim Is Improving" bumper stickers...

M. Bouffant said...

Geez, wouldja put mikey's dirty laundry back in the hamper? He keeps it hidden there for good reason.

fish said...

I have aspired to be self-segmenting since I was seven.

Smut Clyde said...

Speaking of people not paying attention, Boing Boing have only just discovered Adventures in Sex City!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Thanks for the thread necromancy, Smut! I could totally picture MM's head and viscera separating from her body. The funny part, in light of the wikiwakiwoo entry is that MM is not getting any younger:

A manananggal is described as being an older, beautiful woman