Wednesday, April 7, 2010

I Am Honestly Confused

Forgot a via. Lyrics there too.


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

How soon until they release a Christian Music album? Juggalos for Jesus only gets about 4,590 hits.

Substance McGravitas said...


ckc (not kc) said...

...I liked the ending

mikey said...

Ok. Thank goodness I'm here to help. Look. You want good, solid, rational rock n roll, and you want it from a Clown Posse. I understand that. One of the first places I turn when I want to absorb some quality music is a Clown Posse. Because, in their very rarity, it is nothing less than a Clown Posse that can cut through the fog of modern living and deliver a powerful, melodic indictment of the system. As long as the posse doesn't have to, you know, RUN. Those damn shoes.

See, where you've gone wrong is you've asked an INSANE Clown Posse to help you understand post modern America, and as much as they're willing to TRY, see, they're INSANE and you kind of have to live with what you get.

You may not be aware of it, but there are other Clown Posses that might provide you with the insight and understanding you seek. There's the Bipolar Clown Posse, the Sociopathic Clown Posse, and my favorite, the Narcissistic Clown Posse. I have it on good authority that Trent Reznor leads one of those, and you see where THAT led, right?

Now, of course, this being 2010 and such like, there is a THIRD WAY. That is the incredibly bland and nonthreatening Suburban Clown Posse. Where gophers are the problem, and, as is common with most lawn and garden pests, Mexicans are the solution.

I hope I've cleared up your confusion. Here. Try my ProActive...

Substance McGravitas said...

Do not buy CDs from Mime Posses.

fish said...

This comment was awesome:

teaflax: I once saw the sun go behind a cloud
Thought it was gone, but it came back around
That was some fucking miraculous shit
Knocked me down, so I had to sit

I scratched my beard, it's a miracle too
Then I scratched my head, because now I knew
That my flow was weak and my rhymes inane
Couldn't call myself stupid, so I chose "insane".

The only true miracle this vid provides
Is that kids will buy records by middle-aged guys
As long as they have a two-digit IQ
Yes, little juggalo, this means you.

Mendacious D said...

Is this the wrong time to bring up unpaired electrons in orbitals?

That's just a lifestyle choice and you know it!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I don’t want to talk to a scientist, ya’ll mothafuckin lying and getting me pissed.

I think Kiwi and Smut did something awful to them in The Old Entomologist.

Naughty antipodeans!

Hamish Mack said...

I think this video is a message from the other universe. It probably means "Fuck off and leave us alone"

Rusty Shackleblart said...

Mmm... spam hide

Hamish Mack said...

A friend would like to know more about the commentater who was sitting in the kitty litter.

mikey said...

I told my girlfriend I wanted to play 'Hide the Spam'.

It was gross and we got food poisoning. The only thing that saved us was the leeches and the hagfish...

jim said...

ICP gets a blood change & goes on Prozac - & hilarity does or does not ensue, as the case may be.

I'll always harbor an inner tinge of regret at never having surrendered to the Juggalo path ... girls can't get enough of their abstruse jargon & facepaint, or so I hear. Lord knows that shit worked wonders for an uggo like Gene Simmons, after all.

M. Bouffant said...

All hilarity aside, looked to me like they were doing whatever that thing is that they do from the Tower of Babel.

Never mind the bolych.