Daughter: What culture are you from?
Clerk: I am Filipino.
D: What are the Filipino gods?
C: ???
Me: She means before Catholicism.
C: Oh. There weren't any. I am a Catholic. What religion are you?
M: Do you have a religion?
D: I'm Jewish.
C: So we have the same god?
D: I used to have a god but now I have a fish.
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14 comments:
Good trade, daughter.
I agree. Definite upgrade.
Perhaps she might be interested in the Ilongots.
Super Positive Clueless Evangelical says, "Oh, that fish is the Jesus fish, I just know it!"
It is a Siamese fighting fish named Cookie Puss.
Oh, and thanks for the Ilongo stuff. I will pass it to the lovely daughter ASAP.
fish and zombie!! agreeing on things!!!
I used to have a god, but then I got a fish too. But the fish died. Perhaps god killed him out of some kind of jealous tantrum. But I dug in my heels and left the corpus delicti in the fishbowl, and sure enough, now I have a zombie fish...
It is a Siamese fighting fish named Cookie Puss.
Fudgie the Whale can kick Cookie O'Puss' ass. Even if Fudgie isn't really a fish. Although Melville would disagree.
DO not forget Berberlangs.
Trading a god for a fish is like trading a man for a bicycle.
What percentage of the man is bicycle already?
D: What are the Filipino gods?
C: ???
Me: She means before Catholicism.
C: Oh. There weren't any.
Fuck, an atheist paradise ruined by Popery.
My favorite take on what the Filipinos have had to put up w/, from a WWII movie:
"400 yrs. in the convent, & 50 yrs. of Hollywood."
They're still in the convent, duly producing bunches of little Catholics in the approved manner. And to say "hi" you say "¿Cómo estás?"
I hope you both ordered baluts.
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