Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Plan

Mike "Gamecock" DeVine's three wishes shortered for your benefit:
  1. A team I like will win a basketball game.
  2. Tiger Woods will accept the Lord.
  3. Then there will be a bloody revolution.
Okay, that last one seems a little incongruous, not to mention violent and crazy. Let's let him clarify in his own words:
Don’t get me wrong here. A greater fear would be if We the People would not take the Jefferson Liberty-tree, crimson-tree irrigation route and simply continued to slouch our way onto the ash heap of history.
Clarified! It's the lesser of two evils, the greater being an insurance plan.


mikey said...

I'm for it. If I can't get a job any other way, killin, scalpin and skinnin teabaggers might be a fine way to squeak by.

Some of these John Wayne wannabes desperately deserve to find out the difference between exciting movies and incoming small arms fire. I suspect they'll find their initial enthusiasm quickly waning...

Substance McGravitas said...

Unfortunately the shock troops empowered to exterminate the mentally deficient are IRS agents, which means an accounting degree before you get anywhere near a weapon.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

It's like he's writing in English- the words look familiar, but the sense is all verkackte.

Tiger would most certainly accept Christ into his heart, but he just doesn't roll that way.

Hamish Mack said...

It's like he's writing in English
I think he's trying to tell us something! What is it boy?
Oh the leaky bum thing again. Get a towel, OK.

ckc (not kc) said...

...the ash heap of history is littered with the slouched corpses of unirrigated freedom trees ["Everyday Household Lives of Village Idiots", 1953]