Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Out Through the Out Door



The anus is an exit, it is not an entrance. NO PLAYING BACK THERE. Unless I have been especially bad.

I don't think this is good or anything, but if I unleash it maybe I'll stop listening to it and giggling and move on to, you know, preachers talking about butts and I can giggle at that. (Seat to myself on the bus AGAIN! What luck!) Mind you the solo sounds like one of Thundra's ducks if it was singing sweetly like ducks do sometimes when nobody is listening but me.

Video lifted from YouTube with this.

15 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Damnit, there is just no reason to loop those things!

At least I realized what was going on this time.


Captcha agrees: discarga only.

vacuumslayer said...

Wow! Buttocks! Big, beefy buttocks.

This video is not homoerotic in the least.

I feel weird typing this as I wait for a gestational glucose tolerance test...

So, is this that lady I linked to auto-tuned?

Jennifer said...

This is not a waste-free post.

Substance McGravitas said...

It's that lady, but vocoding and Auto-Tune are different items. This annoying gentleman shows you how to use Auto-Tune in GarageBand, which is some silly fun. You can do that RIGHT NOW.

Vocoding is using a vocal line to filter the output from a synthesizer, like that thing Neil Young did that freaked people out. That's what's going on here.

I was kind of hoping for a more inclusive set of asses to steal, but I couldn't quickly find a video with asses of both sexes and therefore I ripped off the wrestlers.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

...and therefore I ripped off the wrestlers.

And that's the story you're sticking to, eh?
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Substance McGravitas said...

There really are a disturbing number of female ass videos on YouTube. Just adjusting the balance.

vacuumslayer said...

No, I totally approve that this vid objectifies men instead of women. I just wish I were more in to butts and big, beefily-built guys.

vacuumslayer said...

Oh, and of course, now I want to Auto-tune myself. So, thanks!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

VS does not like big butts, and she cannot lie...
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vacuumslayer said...

I like 'em on wimmin! I think a little junk in the trunk on wimmin is quite fetching.

vacuumslayer said...

Louise likes it too! Just look!

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh, and of course, now I want to Auto-tune myself.

The thing about that one is that it'll keep you in a key, but as far as I know you couldn't make my preacher guy sing a tune.

Writing this so I remember it: I've never used white noise as the vocoder carrier. Should create creepy whispers.

tigris said...

now I want to Auto-tune myself

Hotcha!

M. Bouffant said...

I just wish I were more into ... big, beefily-built guys.


It's OK. I'm not really interested in pregnant women.

vacuumslayer said...

Well, that's just GREAT. Now who am I going to send these incredibly explicit photos to? Thats the last time I trust a "renowned" photographer with a Polaroid camera and a windowless van.