Friday, March 11, 2011

Penis Rasp Users Weep Silently

14 comments:

ckc (not kc) said...

...I had a spiky sexual organ, but...

a.) the authorities took it away
b.) it wore out
c.) I discovered my gentler side
d.) 6 beers made it disappear
e.) none of the above

Substance McGravitas said...

Every hose has its thorn.

M. Bouffant said...

Silently?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mr. McG, this post was just to set up that line, wasn't it.

Hair metal, y'all!

LOL.
~

vacuumslayer said...

I prefer wangs to be ribbed, for my pleasure.

Substance McGravitas said...

My wang has received its share of ribbing thanks.

mikey said...

"Prickly Spines".

Hmmm. Perhaps the long-lost genesis of the term "Prick"?

I'm off to the library! There's historic etymological research to be done!

vacuumslayer said...

Translation: mikey's going to the liberry to masturbate.

Subby, I don't believe it! I shan't!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

How the human penis lost its spines

I don't remember that in Kipling's Just So Stories.

Smut Clyde said...

Big brain or spiny penis? It is a difficult trade-off.
Decisions, decisions.

vacuumslayer said...

What if you want a spiny brain and a big penis?

Substance McGravitas said...

Big brain or spiny penis? It is a difficult trade-off.

And then you gotta choose the wine.

tigris said...

White with the big brain, red with the spiny penis. DUH.

fish said...

How the human penis lost its spines

So I take it that a human penis is not supposed to have spines? I'm asking for a friend.