The nursing manipulations have a newsletter? The computer lab looks pretty bloody good. Like the shot of the cafeteria with everyone in their lab coats, hah! germs are for weaklings.
The penisomitter can't be far behind.~
Just don't let the densitometer people work on it. The penisomitter should be ACCURATE.
This entry--totally don't get it. Shanty be back!
...objects in the penisomitter maybe closer than they appear
What's the gag? That a densitometer is for measuring color density in printing plants? The mistranslation?
Well, the device in this case is probably a bone density measuring thingy. The only gag is a simpleton's gag: I don't want to be put in a machine to be told I'm dense.
(...now you've RUINED the gag by explaining it!!)
It's full service here, especially for anonymous strangers.
I'm not the only dense one! Woo-HOO!
I think I saw this movie on late-night cable...
http://www.anton-paar.com/Density-Meters-DMA-Generation-M/Density-Meter/60_Corporate_en?product_id=144Being dense myself I thought of this.
Detects filling errors and gas bubbles in the sampleI wonder if it pays out if you reach a certain gas level. Could be a winner for me.
So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy? My guess: no.
So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy? DO NOT JUDGE MY HOBBIES.
So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy? Just close your eyes and we'll put you in the scanner.
...and we'll put you in the scanner.The results are much more satisfactory if you don't move. (It can be arranged.)
I believe THIS is the device you're looking for.
No no no. Not looking for that device at all.
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