Thursday, March 24, 2011

The Densitometer

20 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

The nursing manipulations have a newsletter?
The computer lab looks pretty bloody good. Like the shot of the cafeteria with everyone in their lab coats, hah! germs are for weaklings.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The penisomitter can't be far behind.
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Substance McGravitas said...

Just don't let the densitometer people work on it. The penisomitter should be ACCURATE.

vacuumslayer said...

This entry--totally don't get it.

Shanty be back!

Substance McGravitas said...

Meter rising...

ckc (not kc) said...

...objects in the penisomitter maybe closer than they appear

Anonymous said...

What's the gag? That a densitometer is for measuring color density in printing plants? The mistranslation?

Substance McGravitas said...

Well, the device in this case is probably a bone density measuring thingy. The only gag is a simpleton's gag: I don't want to be put in a machine to be told I'm dense.

ckc (not kc) said...

(...now you've RUINED the gag by explaining it!!)

Substance McGravitas said...

It's full service here, especially for anonymous strangers.

vacuumslayer said...

I'm not the only dense one! Woo-HOO!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I think I saw this movie on late-night cable...

kennymfg said...

http://www.anton-paar.com/Density-Meters-DMA-Generation-M/Density-Meter/60_Corporate_en?product_id=144


Being dense myself I thought of this.

Substance McGravitas said...

Detects filling errors and gas bubbles in the sample

I wonder if it pays out if you reach a certain gas level. Could be a winner for me.

tigris said...

So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy? My guess: no.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy?

DO NOT JUDGE MY HOBBIES.

Smut Clyde said...

So you do need to be put in a machine to be told you're gassy?

Just close your eyes and we'll put you in the scanner.

ckc (not kc) said...

...and we'll put you in the scanner.

The results are much more satisfactory if you don't move. (It can be arranged.)

mikey said...

I believe THIS is the device you're looking for.

Substance McGravitas said...

No no no. Not looking for that device at all.