Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Riverdale Sucks Too



Archie gets disappointed and Reggie’s an asshole again:
When Archie Andrews and Reggie Mantle are opponents in the race for student body president, each candidate channels one of the most well-known figures in American politics: Archie goes blue with Obama while Reggie goes red for Palin. Soon the real life politicians visit the young politicians.

10 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

The elected head of state gets equal time with an empty headed echo chamber. That makes sense.

fish said...

which was which again?

Substance McGravitas said...

Well, one of 'em can read.

It made me think of Hillary and just how in-the-bag the Democratic primary was before she got rolling with that shitbag Mark Penn.

Is Sarah Palin really a front-runner? I'm still skeptical that she'll run.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe you are looking for this:

http://www.slate.com/id/2276922/

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Here's the part I don't understand - what the hell does Veronica Lodge see in that loser Archie anyways? WTF?! She's fabulously wealthy, sophisticated and orders of magnitude more intelligent. Also, how is her legendary vanity able to reconcile the notion of being attached to such a bland bland bland individual?

I mean she has that carefree mind of her own and that devilish look in her eye.

Substance McGravitas said...

Veronica's always ditching Archie. She's just proving she can get what she wants as the rich girl in school.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

what the hell does Veronica Lodge see in that loser Archie anyways?

Huge unit.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I mean she has that carefree mind of her own and that devilish look in her eye.

and a tremendous cocaine habit.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Ah, what?

I mean I used to be in my mid-twenties. Also.
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Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Sure Veronica was always on the stuck-up side and talk about high-maintenance. But still, compared with Betty? I suppose the innocence part might appeal to some guys, but I imagine that the sex wouldn't have been any good.

I rate for Veronica Lodge.

Dear Veronica,

Forget Archie, forget Reggie, forget your bi-curious experiments with Betty. What you need is a real man, not just some two dimensional character. Or you could introduce me to your mom, that'd be just as good.