Here is a newish Canadian twenty, with our beloved Queen on the front, well-printed thanks perhaps to the beneficent influence of our betters:
Hey, what about those holograms down the one side?
There they are. Those are nice and all but the human warmth of this money is best displayed by the...GAAAH!
Little worms all over the face of Her Highness! And her beauty is obscured by petty numbers! Peeking through the other side - ignore the other art as it's not interesting in comparison - there's a little recompense as we have a ghostly Queen peeking through the other side:
What a relief. And we can get an even closer view of her luminous beauty here, only partially marred by worm damage:
What a delightful, respectable - and attractive! - woman. Excuse me, I have developed a strong urge to put Lyndon LaRouche in prison.