Monday, December 13, 2010

The Fruits of Leftist Hollywood

The countdown has started. No less a man than John Nolte is getting ready to reveal his list of the best movies leftists have ever made. Given that Hollywood is a place where a conservative never gets an even break, this should give us a helluva big pool of fucking great movies, right? I mean, even with the stipulation that these have to be blatantly political - sorry 1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz! - movies have been coming out of the LA area for, what, twenty or thirty years now or something right? And other people make movies too!

NUMBER 25!



And there we are! A thrilling and convincing tale of global warming ushering in a new ice age, with the not-crazy Quaid as humorless scientist with a cockamamie theory that JUST HAPPENS TO BE TRUE, YOU FATCATS IN WASHINGTON!
...in 2004 Emmerich let loose with “The Day After Tomorrow,” a Leftist snuff fantasy and environmental wet dream where all of Western Civilization, most especially the United States, reaps what they’ve sewn when Mother Nature strikes back for our polluting ways with a can of CGI Whup-Ass that contains super-tornadoes, tidal waves, and insta-freeze hurricanes that all lead up to another Ice Age.
That Western Civilization can sew up a Doily of Destruction is ably shown in the source material, The Coming Global Superstorm written by notorious leftist and skeptic Art Bell in conjunction with alien-ass-rape-victim Whitley Strieber. My great relief that the expression of the scientificamal facts contained in the book made it to the screen untainted by Hollywood's usual sentimental guff can only be expressed in a big wet sloppy blowjob to my hero Al Gore.

8 comments:

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Since we were talking about amusing discussion threads...

John Nolte's Post and 1001 Ways have something in common:
Plot Keywords: First Of Series

Also, WC chimes in on the similarities between John Nolte's and August Arkham's contributions: phappo.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Ugh. WV. You know what I cruntlen.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

notorious leftist and skeptic Art Bell

He actually seems to be all over the political map.

I wonder if he's as looney as his callers, or if he's just a really, really good straightman.

Substance McGravitas said...

I'd go with the loony side. A fine radio show if you like The Weekly World News. Occasional Ed Anger impressions.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The aliens are always trying to shove their Gray Agenda up our asses.

mikey said...

Yeah. I tried to read ol' Whitley's alien ass rape saga, but he kept getting globs of his god in my space travel.

A nasty business, all in all.

Tinny.

Substance McGravitas said...

Some kiwi is gonna ban that Bastard.

Brendan said...

Seriously. What is it with these wingnuts and their love for making lists?

I feel myself about to go full metal Godwin, so I'll leave it there.